#and she just!!! goes on about IP and tony stark and all
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shout out 2 my mam for listenning to me bark angrily about the most recent 'scream' sequel wiTHOUT beating me to death with a wooden spoon !!!!!!! bc im annoying. about films i like when the sequels or remakes are bad. and this most recent 'scream'. was. bad
if i may be so bold as to put forth a personal opinion, 'scream' should NEVER EVER have had ANY SEQUELS EVER. listennn i LOVED 'scream'!!!!! i truly did!!!!!! but given that it's half satire half deconstruction of the slasher genre (as the genre had become) it should ALWAYS have been a standalone film imo. it was pitch perfect and they should have just!!! LET IT BE!!!! but nooooOOOOoooo they had to make moORE MONEY~~~
adsoasdafdjiai whatever at least they didn't bring sidney back just to kill her. that would have really boiled my piss i swear i would have. BEEN VERY CROSS >:V
anyway as it stands i am. completely dissatisfied with this film, cannot in good conscience recommend. rated 3/10 but only bc hayden panettierre was there to calm my rage AND the ppl who survived did not annoy me too much 😔👌
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dragynkeep · 3 years ago
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Thoughts on the arguments made in this stream from 23:58 to 28:26, and from 42:30 to 59:08, RE:Wandavision and handling grief?
https://youtu.be/L8jMxjMGm4o
me seeing the 10 hour mark : oh my god??
okay so there are a few things for me to tackle here. one, i can totally understand why people are questioning why the supposed heroes are doing villainous things & getting away with it, but i think that's also just a narrative shift from what we expect heroes to be. we've had decades upon decades of heroes being portrayed as contentiously good, as never in the wrong even when their actions sometimes don't hold up to that. that's why the rise of the anti hero in the 90s was so prominent, it was a cultural shift & reaction to the staunch, upheld, godly figure of a hero in comic culture. sure, it went a little overboard — god that daredevil movie will be imprinted in my mind til the day i die — but that doesn't mean it's bad.
now, we're seeing heroes being portrayed as not wholly black or white & honestly i think that's a good thing. being a hero doesn't mean never doing wrong, it means having core beliefs like helping those who need to be helped, protection, serving the community, doing good. & a lot of that is based on perception. it's ambiguous, like humans are ambigious, none of us are black or white. just many, many shades of grey.
i think the exploration of heroes as more human figures than gods is one that should be encouraged & has been throughout the recent decade; even in the og god figure himself, superman. i don't like man of steel for a lot of things but it did explore how far can kal el go while still calling himself a hero. the same with wanda. all wanda has ever wanted to do is find justice — for herself, for her family, for the people harmed by a "hero", tony stark — & a home. one that was taken away from her. over & over she's had to fight against this prejudice against her for being a gifted person or whatever marvel is calling the Not Mutants in the mcu & over & over, she's lost her home. even when she tried to help, things went wrong & it wasn't always her fault, but it explores through the ideal of a hero, what do you do when your good intentioned actions don't turn out heroically. tony's answer was to call her a weapon of mass destruction which yikes, that's one you created sir. but that's another rant lmao.
i think also a lot of people are taking wandavision as one complete, said & done narrative, rather than step one of a larger story. wandavision is meant to encapsulate wanda's grief, show how all of this trauma she's accumulated has overcome her sense of right, wrong & want for justice; all while positing the idea of just how far will she go to right the injustices she has personally faced. how far will wanda go to be her own hero, her children's hero? she knows she's done wrong. the audience knows she's done wrong. no one is pretending like wanda has come through wandavision unscathed & a shining angel — which is who wanda has always been. wanda has never been a complete shining, squeaky clean hero, never. not even in the comics, she began as an accomplice of magneto for gods sake.
i also think a lot of people are just taking the show ... at face value when it comes to wanda & her awareness / amount of control over the hex. the show should not need to spell it out like most other mcu ips do, just use a damn braincell for once 😭 it's literally the stages of grief played out.
denial / 50s. wanda made the hex as a manifestation of what is considered to be a psychotic / emotional break & has no idea what's going on.
denial & anger / 60s & 70s. wanda begins to clue in but is also ignoring it because she goes between the denial & anger stage of grief a fair few times. this is most notable in her throwing monica out of the hex & then immediately looking at herself in fear & denial, not wanting to accept what happened.
anger & bargaining / 80s. wanda is now completely aware but refusing to do anything about it because she wants to bargain for this new, happier life she has. see, her telling vision that he doesn't want to know the truth of the hex, & her telling agent asshole to leave her alone & she'll leave them alone.
depression / 90s. wanda is literally in a depressive state the entirity of this episode, unable to handle her situation & having no emotional energy to fix her rift with vision or even acknowledge her situation.
acceptance / current. wanda accepts that she has done irreparable harm & removes herself from the situation, but we can see that these other stages haven't left her because she's still holding only billy / tommy & is still hurting, angry.
grief is not linear, you don't magically solve it when you go through these five stages like a checklist & i think wandavision has been one of the most accurate depictions of grief & how you can reach pitfalls & backtrack while exploring it through wanda's powers. the show shouldn't have to spell it out because people can't understand it. i didn't understand inception in the first viewing, i'm not going to call it a bad movie because i didn't get it.
wandavision isn't the full story but people are judging it & wanda by extension as if it is. her story is still continuing. this is like taking tony at ironman 1 & going "wow, he's such a shitty hero, why are they showing this war criminal as a good person because he apologised one time for making weapons of war & enabling the terror regimes of other countries?" like. the criticism doesn't work because it's fundamentally flawed. it does become accurate later on but again, another rant for tony stank lmao.
we know wanda is going to be in multiverse of madness & we know her story is far from over. it would be great if people could give that story the courtesy of being told in it's completion before deriding it for not being done, especially when wandavision works as a compelling narrative on it's own as well as being part of a larger work.
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redstarwriting · 5 years ago
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New Moves
Natasha x Fem!Reader
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Request: “Hi! I love your writing, can I request a nat x fem reader fic where reader is from M15 and was sent to assist the avengers team? She's a techie and very skilled fighter and ends up saving Nats life during a hydra raid on the compound, up to you exactly how they get together! Hope this is okay :)”
Word Count: 1,807
Genre: Not totally sure to be honest with you
Warnings: swearing, suggestive themes, fighting, guns
A/N: Thank you so much nonnie! I’m really happy you enjoy my writing. I really like writing fem!readers for Nat, so this was a treat to write and it made me feel better writing it! So that’s a plus. I hope this lived up to your expectations! I’m sorry it took me so long. Please enjoy!
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“So why exactly was I the one sent to do this? There are plenty of other people qualified for this job,” you complain to your best friend who only raises a single eyebrow at you. “You serious? (Y/N), you know you’re the only person that can help the Avengers on this.” You scoff at them. “Oh please. Shouldn’t they have someone who is actually, you know, meant to be a fighter? I like to do things with computers!”
“Okay, fair, but you’re also one of the best if not the best fighters we have here! Listen, (Y/N), I know you would rather be stuck here typing away at your computer like the lame ass that you are, but you need to go kick some ass with the Earth’s mightiest heroes.” You roll your eyes at their statement before sighing deeply, checking your watch. “Well, I suppose I better go. I’ve stalled my flight long enough.” “When were you supposed to leave?”
“Eight in the morning.”
“(Y/N)! It’s nearly 9:15! You can’t just-”
“Yeah, yeah, save me the lecture. I’ll see you after I get back from this mission. Don’t eat any of the food I have in my office. I’ll know it was you,” you say, narrowing your eyes at them. They just flip you off as you walk away with a smirk on your face. You make your way to the hangar where you were supposed to be literally an hour and fifteen minutes ago. To say you got a stern talking to from the pilot was an understatement. The next eight hours were very awkward for you, as you warmed up your muscles in the back of the jet. You were about to assist the Avengers after all. You may as well be warmed up, anything and everything can happen when it comes to them.
It’s not that you hated the Avengers, far from it actually. You admired them greatly. The reason you didn’t want to do this mission was genuinely because you’d rather be at your computer. While fighting is all good and fun, hacking, figuring out puzzles, finding information on people, even fixing technology was just so much more of a thrill for you. You didn’t mind kicking some serious ass every once in a while, but your heart is where there’s a hard drive. You also may have had a Fat Crush on Natasha Romanoff. What a woman. You sigh and blush thinking about it but continue warming up. The flight goes by decently fast, or as fast as an 8-hour flight can go. You land at the Avengers Compound, and although you’re a tad nervous, you aren’t showing it.
You walk out of the plane, saluting to your pilot who just stares at you before he takes off. You chuckle to yourself; you really did make a new enemy today. “(Y/N) (L/N), it is great to finally meet you. We’ve been told about your skills and we believe you’ll be a valuable asset to this mission. I am-”
“Maria Hill. And you are Nick Fury. I do my research. Now tell me, what exactly am I meant to be doing?” you ask, not slowing down your walk. After all, you had work to do. Better to get it done than sit around talking. You don’t see it but Nick and Maria share a glance. You definitely lived up to what they expected. “Well, it seems there’s a new Hydra base, but we can’t pinpoint exactly where it is,” Maria explains, and you glance back at her. “Are they just changing the IP Address around? I don’t suppose you wouldn’t have needed to call me in if that were the case,” you think out loud and Maria nods. “We originally thought that was the case, but… then it got a little more complicated.” You stop walking and look at her with a confused expression. “We’ll let Stark tell you what’s happening. We have some… other… business to attend to,” Fury says. You nod at him and walk into the room where the Avengers are. Why are your hands sweating? They need to stop that. They need to stop that right now. Why are you nervous? What is going-
“Agent (L/N)?” you hear a voice which snaps you out of your mind and you look to see the Tony Stark in front of you. “Tony Stark,” you say, holding your hand out to him to shake which he does. “So why am I here? I’m assuming you need to find more than an IP Address,” you say and he nods, motioning you over to his work space. That’s when you notice Natasha is also with him. And by default, with you. Aaaand now your hands are sweaty again. Great. “It’s nice to meet you Agent (L/N). I’m Natasha Romanoff,” she says to you, and you give a small smile. “It’s nice to meet you too, Agent Romanoff.”
“Okay, time to pay attention to this one now. Basically, there’s this new Hydra base, right? We need to find it to stop it because we believe it’s their new main base. Not good. The only problem is, we can’t pinpoint this new base down. At first, we thought it was what you said, an IP Address constantly changing which is easy to crack., I could do it in my sleep. But then when I tried and nothing was working, I realized we were dealing with something more… complex. Bigger, in a word.”
“And what you mean by bigger is…?”
“It’s jumping IP Addresses, yes. The only catch is that it’s jumping IP Addresses in space.”
“…In space?”
“In. Space.”
“You’re serious? That’s absolutely mental,” you mumble, completely amazed. You start typing away on his tech as he watches. Out of the corner of your eye you notice Natasha watching as well, and you smirk to yourself. “Even though I am the smartest man alive when it comes to tech, I couldn’t figure it out. So, naturally, I decided the smartest woman in tech could.” You wink at him before saying, “Give me forty-five minutes. I’ll figure it out.”
“That’s what I like to hear.”
“You’re pretty confident,” Natasha says, and you give her a small smirk. “Well this is my specialty. The addition of space to it is just a fun little puzzle I need to solve to crack the code. This will be a fun little challenge,” you say half to her and half you talking to yourself. You’re so enveloped in the work you’re doing; you don’t notice her little chuckle. What you do notice, though, is the sudden sound of breaking glass and gunshots. Your expression turns from confusion to anger as you realize, “Stark, did you forget to hide the IP Address for this system here?!”
“…You know, I may have forgotten that tiny part.” You duck down as the glass behind Tony breaks, Natasha following with you and Tony suits up. He starts shooting blasters at the intruders, but there’s a significant amount. Luckily for you, not all of them are armed. “I’m going to go look for Cap, you two handle any others who come in here,” Tony says before running out of the room. You and Natasha exchange a glance before a new group of men run in the room. You pull out your gun, and start shooting at them, Natasha doing the same. Right when it looks like you’re done and the last man is down, you hear a sudden gasp. You turn and look at Natasha, who was caught off guard by one of the Hydra agents. He has a gun to her head, and he doesn’t look like he’s about to waste any time with the trigger. “I don’t think so, bastard,” you mumble before jumping into action.
You grab the wrist he’s holding the gun in, twisting it as hard as you can which results in a loud pop. He yells in pain, dropping his weapon, but now his attention is on you. He throws Natasha to the ground, getting ready to take a swing at you, but you expertly dodge his punch, sliding swiftly under his arm. You then elbow him in the side, causing him to jolt forward, giving you the perfect opportunity to kick your leg up and bring it down on the back of his neck, forcing him to the ground. You then grab his hair, yanking his head up and then forcefully smashing it onto the ground, knocking him out. While you do this, Natasha watches. She was ready to jump up and save you, but it seemed like you had everything handled. Even when a guy tried to sneak up behind you after you took the one who was after her out. You didn’t even need to look to know that someone was there. You stepped back onto one oof his feet as forcefully as you could, which caused him to double over, giving you the perfect opportunity to elbow him in the face. He staggered backwards as you turned around, getting low and using your leg to take out his, causing him to land on the ground with a loud bang. Luckily, he hit his head on the way down, so he was out cold, and you didn’t even need to do anything else to stop him.
“Nice going, (L/N),” you hear Natasha say and you look over to see her with a smirk on her face. “Oh, it was nothing really,” you respond, trying to not let the look on her face affect you, but definitely failing. She definitely knew it affected you. Oh God. “Maybe you could teach me a few of your moves after you figure out this Hydra space thing?” she suggests, and now it’s your time to smirk. “The Black Widow is asking me to show her some moves?” you ask, and she chuckles. “She is. She’s… interested in what you could teach her.” Now there was no hiding the blush dusting your face. You clear your throat, tryin to not look like a loser before turning back to what you were working on before. “I’ll be done with this in-”
“Forty-five minutes?”
“Thirty-five, actually,” you say, a glint in your eye. She smiles. “I’ll be waiting.”
Now you did figure out where the Hydra base was and you did teach Natasha some new moves. No, actually, you taught her some combat moves. She was really impressed with what you did and was willing to learn from you. Don’t worry though, she taught you plenty of new moves too. Now after this incident you were called in to help the Avengers many more times. And now any time you need to go help them, you leave early. After all, you’d be a bad girlfriend if you didn’t visit every so often.
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sassystephden · 5 years ago
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Ransom - Full
My contribution to Whumptober 2019, Prompt 27 - Ransom
IronDad, IronStrange
Final Word Count: 7.7K
WARNING: Angst, Torture, Psychological Torture, Branding
Peter gets kidnapped, and Tony finds out too late.
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When Tony’s phone rang in the middle of a debriefing meeting, he thought nothing of it. When it rang again in the middle of a gala, he thought a little bit more of it. Even so, it was only after 20 hours spent in the lab, when he collapsed on the couch that he finally checked his phone.
He warily eyed the blocked number who had taken up a large portion of his message bank. Scrolling to the top of the conversation, he noted with smooth satisfaction that whoever this blocked number was had been sending him exactly minute-long messages every two hours exactly.
His thumb was getting tired by the time he scrolled to the top of the…17 messages? No way he was in the lab that long. But whoever this was had definitely achieved getting his (tired) attention.
After groggily pressing the play button, Tony watched with as the video opened onto two large metal doors, covered in scratches. This in itself wasn’t weird, considering it wasn’t the first time someone had found his phone number on the dark web just to send him a home-made action movie – for whatever reason he didn’t know.
What caught his attention though, was the soft sobbing sound coming from the corner of the room. Because that voice sounded strangely familiar. He couldn’t place it but –
“Mr Stark!”
Tony almost fell off his seat as the camera panned to Peter, huddled in the corner of a room. He slowly clenched his fists and gave his attention back to the video. Because this was a joke. This had to be a joke. A really, really cruel –
“Mr-Mr Stark. P-please. I don’t. I don’t know where I am.”
A chill descended down Tony’s spine, as a soft laugh echoed from outside the camera shot.
“That’s it, little Spider. Beg just like that, you know he’s never coming. Don’t you?”
Peter gulped, and his Adam’s apple bobbed, eyes watering, and the man walked into the camera frame, face concealed by a white ceramic mask.
“The great Tony Stark, powerless, weak. We’ve taken you, Spiderling. And he still hasn’t noticed.”
Peter was meant to be in his room. He was meant to be in his room, at the tower, fixing the suit. He was –
“Mr Stark. If you’re watching this video, it means you’ve finally found time in your busy, busy life to sit on your phone.”
Busy, busy was an understatement.
“Normally, these jobs wouldn’t be too hard, but you and I both know the Spiderling has a lot of experience with these types of situations. He can ‘hold his own’ you might say, no thanks to you of course. So, for a little bit of incentive, let’s play a game.”
The man turned to face Peter, who was slowly standing up; unwinding little by little.
“Here are the rules; little Peter is going to be here for as long as it takes you to find him. There is no ransom, no clues, no secrets and no calling any of your special friends. You’re a busy man, we both know that, so for every few hours that your Spiderling is here, we’re going to make him a little bit more uncomfortable. Right now, we’re feeding him and giving him water. How long do you think it will take for that to run out? What do you think Spiderling?”
The man got closer to Peter and Tony watched with sick satisfaction as Peter jerked up and attempted to fight the man, only to be restrained by three of his men.
“As I said. Such a fighter.”
The video cut to black and saw red.
“FRIDAY, analytics. Now.’
“I already have Boss, they’ve encrypted all the videos, and the IP address is cut in a way I’ve never seen before. I can try to trace it, but it may take a while.” Her smooth voice ran over the speakers, and it made his head pound.
“Do it. Fast.”
“Yes, boss.”
Tony steadied himself and stared at the screen. 15 videos. Peter had been there for 30 hours. A day and a half. A day and a half with this psycho.
He took a deep breath, and with startingly steady hands pressed play on the next video.
Once again, the video opened to wide silver doors, and panned across to Peter, the mans’ voice ringing out from his phone speakers.
“Look at him, Stark. So nice in the chains don’t you think?”
Peter was curled in a small ball, his wrists and feet cuffed to the ground in heavy metal that looked either like Vibranium or Admantinium.
“Stand up, Spider.”
Peter looked up softly and started slowly uncurling himself. The chains clunked dully, and he stood to his tiny height. His shoulder looked like they were almost being pulled out of their sockets by the weight of the restraints, and Tony had never seen Peter look so pale.
“FRIDAY, scan the location.”
“Encrypted video Boss, I’m trying my best.”
“TRY HARDER!”
There was silence over the speakers, so Tony turned his attention back to the video.
“Mr Stark, it’s okay. I’m okay for now I promise. Just-just get me out of here soon? Please? I trust you Mr Stark.”
Tony swallowed thickly.
“Hmm. I wonder how long that trust will last. It seems like you want to find out as well. I hope you’re enjoying your evening, Mr Stark. I trust it will be a long one. Don’t you think little Spider?”
Peter looked at the man through the holes in his mask and stood resolutely still, and Tony watched with disgust as the man stepped forward to run a thumb along Peter’s jawline. Peter snarled.
“Such a fighter. We will break him though, Mr Stark. You can ‘quote me’ on that.”
The camera cut to black.
‘FRI.”
“Boss. No match on the facials or IP yet, but we’re still trying.”
Tony didn’t answer and stared into his hands. How could this have happened? Peter was meant to be in his room. He had turned Jarvis off for a minute, just one minute to check analytics and-
“Boss, this isn’t on you. You didn’t know he needed protection.”
Slamming a hand on the desk, Tony jumped to his feet and turned to where he knew the speakers were. “HE’S A BLOODY KID, FRI OF COURSE HE NEEDS PROTECTION. Just… what, what did I do?”
There was silence, and Tony collapsed back onto the couch.
“Let me know if anything changes.”
“Got it, boss.”
Tony looked over to the bar. A drink looked really good right about now, but he shook his head and scrolled down to the tenth video, once again pressing play.
 The camera opened on steel doors, but this time it stayed there.
“My, my, my Mr Stark. You really are making the little Spider wait. He’s angry with you. Or, rather he would be. We might have to up the stakes hmm? It’s awfully hot in here. It can get hotter. How long do you think Mr Parker will last before he goes delirious? Maybe heatstroke? It’s been… oh, exactly 12 hours since his last drop of water and food. Should we see how long he lasts?”
The camera banned to Peter, and Tony’s heart simultaneously shattered into a million pieces.
He was curled up on the floor, completely still, ridiculously pale and sweating.
“We’re filming again Spiderling. Anything you want to say to Mr Stark?”
“Mr-Mr Stark. I-I don’t know what’s happening Mr Stark. Just-please, please I-I don’t know where you are Mr Stark. Please help me.”
Peter was crying, and his voice was hoarse and cracking. He lapped greedily at the tears that ran down his cheeks, and was met with a resounding slap on the face by one of the men behind him.
“No.”
Peter shuddered and curled back down.
“Ten is a lovely number Mr Stark. Don’t you agree? I promised my boys no touching until ten and I must say, they are very excited. Sadly, Mr Parker doesn’t seem as enthusiastic as them, but I’m sure that is something we can change. Stockholm syndrome and all that.”
The man stepped into the camera frame and faced Peter.
“I must give you credit though, Mr Stark. Your Spider is holding up surprisingly well. You trained him well.”
Trained. Trained like he was a dog.
“This isn’t on Mr Stark.”
Tony almost collapsed with a violent mix of relief and worry when he heard Peter’s voice, scratchy from disuse but still as sure as ever.
No-one responded, so Peter tried again. “It’s not Mr Stark’s fault.”
“Perhaps.” The kidnapper responded. “But he hasn’t come to get you yet? Has he?”
The film stayed running long enough to see Peter’s face fall with disappointment, looking down with unshed tears. Before it cut to black Tony was up and pacing.
“FRIDAY. Voice analysis. Material analysis. Anything!”
“I’m trying boss, hard. JARVIS is too, but we haven’t found anything.”
The smooth voice of Tony’s first (and favorite) AI cut through the speakers. “I must agree Sir. Whoever these men are, they are awfully good.”
“I’m meant to be BETTER. I need to be BETTER!” Tony was half hysterical, and pacing around the penthouse. When after a few minutes he was met with silence from the speakers, he sat back down, looking with disgust at the various technology around him.
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss?”
The AI sounded decidedly cool.
“Lock up the house, and lock down the lab. Power off everything that isn’t necessary to you finding this. All protocols and all codes. I want every stem of manpower we have on this.”
“Confirmation for the de-activation of protocols, Sir?”
She was definitely mad.
“Jotunheim. Turn everything off.”
Once again, the speakers were silent, and after a few moments, all of the lights went out. The comforting hum of the arc reactor went out, and Tony was left alone with his thoughts. He side-eyed the bar, then turned back around to face his phone.
“See if you can find a way to contact Stephen. Be sly.”
The cold silence told him it was done, and he scrolled down to video 12.
The steel doors were a cold comfort that they hadn’t moved anywhere else, and Tony didn’t dare breathe until the cold voice of the kidnapper wafted from the camera.
“It’s been a very long time Mr Stark. I’m sure you want to see your Spider hmm? I’m afraid that’s not possible right now. He’s indisposed.”
The camera stayed still, but Tony could faintly hear some grunts of pain coming from the side of the room. He picked up the sounds of heavy breathing, and there was a heartbeat of ominous silence, before the camera finally, finally panned.
Peter was in the middle of the room this time, hung up by his restraints like a small, pale Jesus.
“Look at your boy, Mr Stark. He looks up to you. He kept calling out your name. Where are you now?”
The three men standing behind Peter stood stoically as their boss moved forward.
“Mr Parker.”
Peter resolutely stared down.
“Mr Parker, look at me.”
Still, Peter stared down, and the man took another step forward, and roughly grabbed his jaw, jerking his head up.
There were tears in Peter’s eyes, but he stared into the eyes of his captor in a way that made Tony’s heart throb.
The two men stood stoically for a moment, but ran forward when Peter slammed his head down on his captors fingers, and reached out to try and bite them.
The man withdrew his hand with an almost disdainful sniff, examining it and re-adjusting his mask.
“My, my little Spider. You certainly do pack a punch. You will pay for this, with your dear Mr Stark watching I may add.”
He nodded to one of the men circling Peter, and they stepped forward.
“I have to thank you, Mr Stark. Had you not taught your boy to be so tough, my men may not be getting as much pleasure out of doing this.”
The man stepped out of the camera frame, and Tony watched with horror as one of his henchmen stepped forward with a small switch knife. Smiling with sick satisfaction, the man takes his time, using the knife to cut away Peter’s torn shirt, and slowly runs the knife along his stomach, and up his neck. When the man cuts forward hard enough to draw blood, Tony is surprised to see blood on his own fists when he looks down, his hands clenching hard enough that he smashed the glass he was holding. He barely feels it, and when he looks back to the video Peter has 3 brand new cuts streaking crimson down his torso.
His guts twists when he sees Peter in full clarity again, holding back a scream with pleading, bloodshot caramel eyes. But what made Tony truly seethe was the pleasure and enjoyment on the goons face as he leisurely dragged the dagger through Peter’s skin, his face lighting up each time a scream escaped Peter’s clenched lips.
When the captor’s voice rings out again, the dread in Tony’s stomach deepened to a level he didn’t know existed.
“Well, Mr Stark, this has been truly entertaining, but it seems we have gone over time. It’s been one day already. If I were you, I wouldn’t be leaving your little Spider too much longer.”
The video cut to black and a message from Tony’s phone gave a dull chime. Video 18.
The mark that Peter had been in this place – wherever it was – for a day and a half. He felt like he was going to throw up, but instead pressed play on the video, dread settling deep into his gut.
This time, the video didn’t open on the steel doors that by this point had come to be a strange reassurance, but instead onto a landscape shot of a street-style boxing ring set up in the middle of a large warehouse. Tony almost jumped when the chilling sound of the captor rung into the room, almost like it was right behind him.
“What do you think, Mr Stark? A fitting place for your little Spider to face his first real opponent? We even have a crowd.”
The shot focused on the mans’ three goons, standing to the corner of the room in a tight formation with their arms crossed.
Tony waited a few moments in sickening silence, before there was a rustling from out of shot, and Peter was flung in by two more goons, who quickly retreated into the shadows.
The masked mans’ voice rang out through the empty warehouse. “Get up, Spider.”
Peter slowly stood up. He was paler than before, and glistening with a small sheen of sweat.
You are known for fighting villains yes? Why don’t you show us how you can fight.”
Tony could see Peter’s haunted eyes even with the camera positioned almost 20 feet away. Even so, he turned to look the masked man in the eye.
“Who first?”
The man had the audacity to laugh. “First? Oh little Spider, so brave. There is no-one first, I’m not cruel. You’ll be fighting me.”
Tony stilled along with Peter. Somehow even the goons seemed surprised. Still, Peter raised into a fighting stance.
When no-one moved, the goons advanced forward. Tony recognized the middle one as the one with a switch knife. His eyes shone with pleasure every time Peter moved in a way that made him wince.
“I’m not going to fight you.”
The man grinned. “So be it then.” He nodded to the goons. “Hold him.”
Tony watched as the men advanced, and efficiently wrestled Peter to the floor. It was a mark of exactly how tired and malnourished Peter was that he barely struggled, kicking a few times before allowing his body to go limp.
The goons positioned Peter to a spread-eagle position on the floor and watched with glee as the masked man took a few strides to stand over them. He bent down slowly, reaching forward a hand to run his knuckles over Peters jaw.
“Have we done it Mr Parker. Finally broken you, hm? With Mr Stark watching?”
Peter didn’t answer.
“Perhaps we finally got under your skin. Or.” The man paused and growled. “Is that what you want us to believe?”
The man’s palm connected to Peter’s collarbone, and he screamed, the interweaving crack echoing through the room. He let out another wail of anguish as the man delivered a harsh slap against the side of his head.
“I thought you weren’t going to fight. Be quiet, yes?”
Peter bit back another scream as the man rammed a finger into the rapidly growing bruise on his shoulder, tears fighting their way to the surface,
“There we go. Finally learning.”
The man smiled, resting for a few moments on Peter’s legs before lunging forward and grabbing his arm, pushing his wrist forward until he heard a crack. The sound mixed with Peter’s muffled scream. immediately joined by a clear pop as the man bent Peter’s thumb back to meet his wrist, a bruise blossoming seconds later.
The scream Peter let out was animalistic, and the slap he got in return was just as loud.
“What. Did. I. Say?”
Peter was sobbing now, tears flowing down his face and mingling with the dried blood left on his chest.
The man pressed Peter’s wrist down further and watched with satisfaction as Peter let out another muffled scream, biting down on his lips until there was blood.
“ANSWER ME!”
“You – you said I - that I should be qui-AAHHH” The end of Peter’s sentence was muffled as the man brought a hand down again on the large bump in his shoulder.
“I said that you promised you wouldn’t fight.”
The man grabbed Peter by his hair and threw him into the corner of the room, where he stayed, immobile and slowly sobbing.
He slowly stalked over, and watched as Peter tried and failed to get up. He kicked, and the sound of boots hitting flesh echoed off the wall with a sickening crunch.
Peter collapsed, and the man turned back around, walking to stare into the camera lens through the gaps in his mask.
“Look at your prized apprentice now Stark. So bruised. So deliciously broken.”
His voice was soft and sweet, and it made Tony sick. He watched as the man re-adjusted his masked, and spared a glance over his shoulder at Peter. “I’m beginning to think that perhaps, you really don’t care after all.”
For once, Tony hoped the video would last longer so that he could be sure they didn’t do anything else to Peter, but once again it cut to black, and he was left with the empty silence of the penthouse.
A knock from the side of the penthouse window drew Tony out of his thoughts, and walking over his shoulder, he saw the shadow of a deep red cloak.
“FRI, open the windows.”
She did so, and Stephen floated into the penthouse, landing softly on the floor, turning to Tony.
“Tony –”
“It’s Peter… He – he.” Tony let out a sob and collapsed into Stephen’s arms, heaving cries wracking through his entire body.
Stephen enveloped him, hands cradling through hair.
“Tones, it’s okay. It’s okay. This isn’t your fault.”
Tony stilled.
“This is on them, Tony. You’re not the one that took him.”
Stephen barely heard Tony’s response. “I was meant to be the one that protects him.”
Gently lifting Tony’s head, Stephen looked him in tear stained eyes.
“We all were. JARVIS as well. These people evidently know what they’re doing Tony. You’re one human man, you can’t put it on yourself to protect a family of superheroes.”
“He’s a kid.” The following sob Tony gave echoed around the room, and he collapsed into Stephen’s arms. He pulled Tony onto the couch.
“We’re all doing everything we can, Tones. You’re not any help to Peter dead though. Sleep. I’ll wake you in an hour.”
Expecting interruption, Stephen ignored Tony’s shuffling and continued.
“FRIDAY and JARVIS are on this Tony. This is quite literally what they were made for. Sleep.”
Stephen was met with silence, and he gave Tony a chaste kiss on the lips before sitting back, resting a hand on Tony’s head.
A few moments later, the phone rung with a new message, and Tony bolted upright.
The video opened on Peter, still bruised from the beating only 15 minutes ago.
“You called a friend, Mr Stark.” The masked man stepped into the camera shot. “Did you forget our rules?”
A violent wave of nausea rushed over Tony as he watched the Switch-Knife-Man approach Peter with a large bat, his eyes shining.
He brought the bat down on Peter with a flat crunch, and Tony watched as Peter jerked limply on the floor. Silent, but moving to cover his new wounds.
Stephen flinched when the bat came down again, hitting Peter right on the stomach and forcing Peter upright to throw up sickly green bile.
They watched as the goon brought the bat back on Peter again and again, getting increasingly excited every time Peter bit his lip with a desperately concealed moan. By hit five, Peter’s clothing was fully torn, and half his torso was black and blue. Tony was sure he had broken at least three ribs by this point, and the man kept hitting.
After ten hits, there was barely a part of Peter’s body that wasn’t black and blue.
The man’s voice rang out from the phone.
“A dozen more for every two hours your friend is by your side, Mr Stark. You have been warned.”
The video cut, and Tony turned to Stephen.
“Out.”
“Tony – ”
“OUT.”
Stephen slowly turned as the cloak wrapped around his torso, looking back when at Tony standing resolutely in the middle of the penthouse before stepping out into the air, the window closing behind him on the way out.
Tony didn’t realize exactly how long he had been in the lab until his phone chimed with another message. At this point, Peter had been with the kidnappers for 2 days. This was video 24, and he really didn’t want to open it.
For the last 6 hours, he had been going through every single possible tracing route he could think of for the IP address, and had (successfully) hacked into the FBI database to scan the masked man's eyes, ears, and tongue. After six hours of extensive work, he had found absolutely nothing. Nada. Nothing at all tracing the villain, and he hadn’t slept in about 45 hours.
With shaking hands and burning eyes, Tony opened the video.
Once again, he was met with a view of the cold, steel doors that he had become intimately familiar with while scanning almost all the infrastructure he could think of, and within a few moments the camera panned to the middle of an empty room.
“Mr Stark, I’m afraid once again Mr Parker is indisposed, but I thought this may be a good time for us to chat.”
The man’s voice made bile rise up in Tony’s throat.
“It has been two days. That’s 48 hours, and you still haven’t found your precious Spiderling. I think he’s beginning to lose faith in you.” He lowered his voice. “And I think I can prove that.”
The camera followed the man as he walked into an adjoining corridor, eventually turning the corner into a small side room.
Immediately, the camera focused on the roaring fire in the center of the room, burning red-blue, and Tony could almost feel the onslaught of heat. It took a few moments for the camera to adjust, and it gently settled on Peter, who was bending over a small stone desk in front of the fire.
Peter was pale, sweating profusely and his eyes were sunken and drowsy. Thankfully, his bruises had healed from the beating, but Tony could still see the faint bump from his broken collarbone.
“Little Spider, tell Mr Stark how you are feeling.”
Peter didn’t answer at first, and the man stalked forward.
“Now, now. You know what happens when you don’t speak. Answer me Mr Parker.”
Peter didn’t even move his head, and Tony could barely hear his reply over a dull chinking from the corner of the room.
“Please, Mr Stark.”
It was little more than a whisper, but Tony’s heart sunk into his stomach. Peter’s voice was hoarse and scratchy from disuse, and he looked seconds away from fainting from the heat of the fire.
The masked man gave a satisfied smirk, and Tony saw the outline of a shadow in the corner of the room.
“Your gift is finally ready Spiderling. Are you ready to accept it?”
“Please, no.” Peter whimpered, and looked up, drawing Tony’s eyes with his.
A red hot branding iron in the shape of a decorative ‘A’ entered the camera frame, hissing with heat and giving off steam.
“Please, please no.”
The man laughed softly. “Come Spiderling, you know we wouldn’t be unfair to you. I do not want to have to use this on you.” He gently picked up the iron. “You only have to do one, simple thing.”
Peter softly whimpered.
“What was that? I don’t think Mr Stark can hear you.”
“Anything. Please, please I’ll do anything.”
Upon closer inspection, Tony realized with a start that the band was made of Vibranium – Peter wouldn’t be able to heal from this. He watched with rapt attention as the man walked towards Peter with the brand, reaching down to card a hand through his hair. Tony winced as Peter was sharply tugged up, and the man leaned down to face him.
“All you have to do, little Spider, is admit Tony isn’t coming for you.”
Peter and Tony stilled.
“Think about it, Spiderling. It’s been two whole days, and he still hasn’t come to get you. You and I both know that if he wanted to find you he could have.”
Peter slowly shook his head.
“I urge you to consider your choice very carefully, Spiderling. If you believe Mr Stark is coming for you, do you really believe he would want you back with this hideous scar?”
The man twirled the iron in his hand, and Peter looked down, tears softly falling down his cheeks onto parched lips.
“He’s coming for me, I know he is.” Peter spoke so softly Tony could barely hear it, but the man’s responsive growl was more than loud enough to be heard over the roar of the fire.
“Come, little Spider. I only have to do this if you don’t do as I say. You could stop this.” The man raised the brand marginally closer to Peters skin and he frantically shook his head, pursing his lips.
The brand got so close that it was casting a red shadow on Peter’s skin and Tony could almost feel the heat on his own skin. He watched with bated breath as Peter got increasingly frantic, writhing under the hold of two of the men’s goons when the brand got close enough to start blistering his skin.
“You know what to do little Spider.” The man rested the brand above Peter’s skin, but Peter was still silent. “Very well.”
Tony watched as the man better positioned the brand atop of Peter’s torso, preparing himself to press it in before –
“Wait! Wait!”
The man cocked his head.
“He’s… He’s not coming… Mr Stark isn’t coming.” Tears were streaming down Peter’s swollen face onto his bruised torso, and the man gave a satisfied smile.
“Very good little Spider. But, you know what happens when you don’t obey fast enough.”
Tony and Peter screamed in unison as the man plunged the iron deep into Peter’s stomach, the hissing sound of flesh mingling with Peter’s wails.
He was hysterical, writhing on the floor and jerking in pain any time his torso moved, the blood on his stomach still cauterizing when the man stood and threw the iron to the side.
“I didn’t want to do this, Spiderling.” He reached down to run his knuckles along the brand, and Peter scrambled away from his touch, crying out in pain. “I did warn you.” He nodded to the goons. “Take him back.”
Two men stepped forward, and Tony watched as they hoisted a writhing, crying Peter over their shoulders and carried him out the door.
The man turned back to face the camera.
“I have to confess Mr Stark, I am disappointed. However, I’m not surprised. The press and the public have known for years that you don’t care about other’s lives. I just wanted to make sure.” He paused.  “I just hope you remember this video every time you try to go to sleep.”
The video cut to black on the masked man’s Cheshire grin, and Tony rose from his seat on steady feet, crossing the lab to the bar.
“Boss.”
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss.
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss, please think about this.”
“Excuse me, FRIDAY this doesn’t sound like information on the kidnapper. Or am I just getting hard of hearing.”
Tony was in the bar now, pouring himself a tumbler of golden scotch.
“Boss, please. Think of Stephen and Peter, they – ”
“THEY’RE ALL I THINK ABOUT!” Tony roared, panting and turned his attention back to his drink.
“Boss, please. You know I can’t let you do this. You put protocols in place for this.”
Tony looked up at the speakers. “FRIDAY I swear to whatever God is out there if you call Stephen, I will pour lemonade all over your circuit boards.”
“Sir, please consider, it’s been years now. This isn’t a –”
Tony downed his glass whole, looking up at the speakers over its rim.
“There. Protocol no longer needed. You only needed to call Stephen if I was considering drinking again. Well, I’m no longer considering it am I?”
Tony listened to silence as he poured and downed another drink.
“Both of you, sleep mode. Power off. Self-destruct or something. I don’t want to hear another word unless it’s about Peter.”
The silence continued as Tony downed one drink. Then two. Then three. Then four. By the fifth, his hands were shaking so bad he couldn’t pour out of the bottle anymore. He was considering either drinking out of the bottle or going down to the lab to get Dum-E to do it for him when a hand snatched the glass away from him.
“Tony.”
“Get out of my house, Stephen. NOW!”
“Tony I’m not leaving this time. You need help, Tones. We can –”
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THEY SEE YOU HERE! THAT WILL BE ON YOU!”
Stephen stepped forward, and hand on Tony’s shoulder, and Tony slapped it away, retreating two steps for every one step forward.
“You need to leave. You need to leave right now, otherwise any minute now I’m going to get another video from them, and we both know what’s going to be in it.”
Tony’s voice was hoarse, and he looked towards the New York skyline, eyes and heart burning.
“Tony.” Stephen stepped forward. “If they already know I’m here then it’s too late, but we have two more hours before I have to leave.”
“Don’t say that. Don’t say that. It’s not going to happen again. It’s not – ”
Tony broke off, tears pooling in his eyes and he turned roughly away from Stephen, walking back towards the bar. He didn’t stop when a hand clasped around his wrist, only roughly shoved it off and took a swig from the nearest bottle.
“Tony this isn’t your fault. Please. Peter wouldn’t want this.”
Their eyes met, and each was shocked to see the other close to crying.
“You don’t know a damn thing about what Peter would want. FRIDAY,” he addressed the speakers. “Cue up the last video.”
Tony watched as Stephen turned his attention to the screen materializing in front of him, taking the opportunity to slip around the bar and grab a fresh bottle. He was a quarter of the way through it when Stephen stepped in front of him, fresh tears forming in his eyes.
“Darling, please. None of this is your fault. Please. You’re not failing. You’re trying to walk into the center of a hurricane, and getting angry when it doesn’t change its path. This isn’t something you can control. They would have done these things to him even if you had got there in time.”
Stephen heard the whir of the suit before he saw the red and gold, and only just stepped back in time when Tony swung a fist around to face him. He watched as the blue repulsors fired up, something he’d seen a million times, but never pointed at him.
“Tony.”
“Out.” Tony was shaking, and swaying slightly, but the repulsors stayed trained on his chest.
They stayed in the same spot until Stephen had closed his portal back to the Sanctum.
Tony waited, then stumbled over to the living room. Pausing a few moments to tear the ring from the chain around his neck, he eventually collapsed onto the couch, ignoring his phone and its insistent buzzing in his pocket.
When Tony woke, his phone had 7 new messages. Which meant it was day 2 and a half exactly. Video 30, of course not including the two additional beatings because of… Stephen.
Tony looked across the room, and he could vaguely see the glint of Vibranium from his wedding ring. He left it there.
He opened the video as soon as his phone unlocked, not bothering to pause for the many messages Stephen had sent him throughout the night.
He zoned out for however long it took the camera to pan to Peter, and was glad he did because the man just wouldn’t stop talking, and that was really bad for his hangover. He zoned back in when the man walked forward, his boots echoing around the small room.
“Little Spider, so mailable for us.” Tony watched as the man stalked forward and ran a hand along Peter’s neck, stopping to squeeze ever-so-slightly. When Peter started to shake from lack of oxygen after a few moments, the man smirked and stepped back, watching with Tony as Peter took a few moments to compose himself, before returning limply to the position he was in before.
The man turned to face the camera and began to address Tony again.
“Mr Stark, both you and I, as well as the little Spiderling here know that you are not coming to take him back. I think the previous few videos made that fairly obvious. But, I am going to keep sending these. Just in case I suppose. Right now, its been about 60 hours. From now, until hour 72, there will be no more videos. However, in case you particularly want to watch your little Spider, we will be giving you the option of a live video stream.”
The man walked to Peter’s side, and lifted his shirt up. Tony’s heart nearly stopped, arc reactor and all. The burn on Peter’s stomach was red and angry, and the Peter shuddered softly as the man ran a hand along it.
“Your Spider has been a lot more convenient to keep since this, I must admit.” The man was almost talking to himself, and his eyes shone ever so slightly each time Peter quietly hissed from lingering pain. “He shouldn’t be able to get this off. My team made sure of it.”
The man retreated from Peter, and began at a brisk pace to the other side of the room, where the camera followed him down a long corridor and into a separate room.
Once there, the man centered himself in the middle of the camera frame, and produced a long, thin syringe from the depths of his robe.
“This is a serum that my team and I have been developing for quite some time. We developed it specifically for your little Spider here. I think he’ll enjoy it. I know I certainly will.”
A goon stepped forward with a swab and antiseptic, and Tony flinched despite himself when the man stabbed it into his own neck.
He watched as the man shivered and coughed a few times before stilling. Slowly, the man’s morphed into a clean-cut, and his face shape morphed. After a few moments the man breathed out slowly and took of his mask, and Tony watched as the remainder of his face morphed cleanly into one with a sharp jawline, sleek cheekbones, smile lines, and a neatly trimmed goatee.
When the man next spoke, it was Tony’s baritone voice that rang out the speakers.
“I hope you stay to watch the show, Mr Stark.”
Tony clicked off the video, and collapsed into a chair, taking a few moments to breathe. Peter.
The camera followed Not-Tony as he strolled around the corner and to just outside the main room, waiting in the shadows while the camera found a good view of Peter, curled onto himself in the center of the room.
One of the goons stepped forward, and it was the first time Tony had heard them speak.
“Mr Parker, you have a guest.”
Peter barely looked up and repositioned himself on the floor, curling around himself in a tighter b.
Not Tony stepped out of the shadows. “Hey, kiddo.”
Peter glanced up, and Tony’s heart dropped when he saw desperate hope lighting up his eyes.
“Mr…Mr Stark?”
Not-Tony stepped forward.
“Peter.”
Peter had started crying now, sobbing in relief in between hoarse gaps for breath.
“Mr Stark. You came. You came!” Peter lurched forward and landed and the man’s feet, weeping and shaking on the ground. “Mr Stark, thank you.”
Peter weakly raised his hands to claw at the fabric of the man’s pants and Tony flinched as his doppelganger reached down to clasp a hand around Peter’s throat.
“Mr… Mr Stark? What are you-” Peter cut off with a choke.
The man grinned as he tightened his grip.
“Look at this.” Not-Tony released his grip and Peter collapsed to the floor, before being jerked up as the man dragged him upwards by his hair.
“You couldn’t get out of this Peter? Look at this. I taught you how to get out of these. Can’t you even remember a simple lesson?”
The man tightened his grip and the chains shattered, the shards digging into Peter’s wrist.
“Surely you could have left Peter. You fought for the Avengers. You should be better than this.”
Tony could see a bruise blossoming on Peter’s wrist, rivulets of blood running down his arm, pooling onto the floor.
“Mr Stark, please. I don’t understand. I couldn’t – ”
The man snarled and stepped forward, face contorting in disgust, and for once Tony understood exactly how terrifying he looked when he was angry.
“Mr… Mr Stark I… I don’t…”
Not-Tony stepped forward to kneel on the ground in front of Peter and grinned manically.
“Really, Pete? You think after all this I came to get you.” The man paused, and shoved up Peter’s shirt, pressing a palm against the red burn on his stomach. “You weren’t strong enough, Peter. You seriously think I would save you?”
Peter was crying now, curling into himself, and weakly trying to protect his burn.
“Sir, please. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry Mr Stark just please take me home.” The pain and yearning on his face shattered Tony’s heart, and he closed his eyes for a moment, regrouping before staring back up at the video.
“Home? Peter, you don’t have a home. Your parents are dead. Your uncle died because of you. All you are is a burden to your aunt and after this, you really think you are strong enough to be an Avenger? You’re a burden, Peter. A burden, and a failure.”
Tony watched his doppelganger jerk Peter’s head up, tears running down his face onto the burn on his torso.
“You’re a disgrace, Peter.” The man threw Peter onto the ground and Tony watched as he retreated in the corner, shivering and sobbing.
“Please Mr Stark, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry Mr Stark! Please. Please Sir I tried.”
Not-Tony stepped forward, and Peter shuffled further backward in the corner.
“You’re a disgrace Peter. You’re one trial intern who just happened to have some good luck. Your powers? Your strength? They don’t come from you. You were just a temporary set-back. An inconvenience. You’re not special Peter.”
They both paused, and Not-Tony gripped Peter’s throat.
“ Say it.”
He grabbed Peter’s jaw, and Tony could see another bruise forming.
“Sir. I…”
Peter winced as Not-Tony gripped harder.
“Say. It.”
“I-I… I’m not worth anything Sir. I’m useless. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry Mr Stark.”
Peter started sobbing in earnest, and the man released his jaw with a grimace.
“I don’t believe you Peter. You’ve disappointed me. Horribly. You deserve this.”
Peter shook in the corner, shaking with silent sobs. He was sweating and shivering, and it broke Tony’s heart as he slowly hugged his knees and folded his arms over his head.
The man turned to face the camera with a satisfied smirk, and Tony jerked his head up from the screen staring wildly around the room.
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss.”
“Get rid of this caller. Block these messages. I don’t care. I don’t want to see these videos ever again.”
“Sir – ”
“Do it. Now.”
Tony could almost hear the AI sigh, but when he looked back down at his phone, the messages were gone. Finally, finally gone. Yet, every time Tony closed his eyes, the image of Peter’s broken spirit burned itself further into his brain.
Tony didn’t remember falling asleep, but when he woke it was to a glowing yellow portal in his living room, Stephen stepping through it soon after.
“Go away. I’m fine. Totally fine. And I totally don’t need you here.”
Stephen ignored that, and grabbed Tony by the collar, dragging him to the window.
“You need to see this.”
The cloak wrapped around Tony, squeezing just a little bit too tight, and they stepped out into the open air, Stephen muttering enchantments as the cloak took them to who-knew where.
After a few minutes, they stopped, and Tony reluctantly opened his eyes.
“I appreciate the fresh air Strange, but why the hell would you bring me to Times Square?”
“Just look.”
They landed above a building, and Tony unattached himself from the cloak, looking around.
With vague interest, he noted the various crowds of people, some of them filming him (because of course they would be filming him, he’s Iron Man).
After a few moments, one of the largest screens cut to static, and the crowds hushed and turned to face it.
There was a few seconds of silence, and then Tony’s stomach dropped down to his feet.
The masked man stepped onto the screen, malicious-looking and grinning.
“People of New York City,” he took a few moments to compose himself. “You have been lied to.”
This could not be good.
“You have been lied to and manipulated by the people that you look up to the most.”
The video screen cut to a photo of Tony, in his Iron Man suit fighting Ultron.
“This ‘hero’, Iron Man, Tony Stark, the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist has been lying to you, and taking advantage of you.”
A few people in the crowd turned to look at him on the roof while the man continued talking.
“Enter Peter Parker. Tony Stark’s intern, son-figure and prodigy.”
The video cut to Peter, and Tony’s stomach dropped through the floor. He looked worse than when Tony had last checked, shaking on the ground, thin, bruised and silent.
“Mr Parker, or Spider-man, as many of you might know him, has historically been very close to Tony Stark. They worked together every day. The media ate up stories about them, and it seemed like they were truly meant to be ‘father and son’.”
The camera refocussed on the masked man, glee shining in his eyes.
“Peter Parker. Spider-man. Tony Stark’s prodigy child, has been here with me for FIVE DAYS.”
More people in the crowd were turning to look at Tony.
“The powerful Tony Stark, who could blow up half of America without so much as getting out of bed hasn’t been bothered to get HIS SON for five entire days.”
Stephen glanced at Tony, then back at the screen.
“Now, of course you shouldn’t trust me. I’m a villain I captured Spiderman.”
The man grimaced.
“I gave Mr Stark a choice. I gave him every opportunity to find us, and he didn’t. He couldn’t be bothered. Have a look for yourself.”
The man stepped into the shadows, and the camera cut to footage of Tony. Tony-Tony. Tony in his penthouse, watching the videos. Tony at the bar, throwing down drink after drink. Tony on the couch, sleeping, while the lifestream played in the background and he didn’t even remember that.
The footage cut to the man in the mask again, and the square was silent.
“Now, obviously, I cannot tell you what to think. But I urge you to consider, that Tony Stark turned Peter Parker, the Amazing Spiderman, into this.”
The camera panned around the room, and the crowd roared. It was Peter. Peter hanging from those ridiculously heavy chains, no top on and bruised from head to toe, his burn featured on his stomach now with two new, red, inflamed ones on either side.
“He did this.”
The video cut to black, and the crowd surged. Racing towards the building, fighting over each other to reach the famed Iron Man who had let this be done to Peter Parker, the friendly Spiderman.
Tony turned to Stephen, tears and fear in his eyes.
“Ste, please. Help me, I didn’t mean to.”
There was true pain in Stephen’s eyes as he faced Tony, the cloak flexing behind him.
“You did this, Tony. You need to pay the price.”
The cloak and Stephen lifted off the ground, and they were gone in an instant, leaving Tony on the roof of the tower, heavy footsteps falling just a few floors below.
“I did this.”
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Ransom
A loose IronStrange fanfic based on Whumptober prompt 27. Also posted on my account @sassystephden
(This is, however, mostly IronDad and angst).
TW: Torture
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When Tony’s phone rung in the middle of a debriefing meeting, he thought nothing of it. When it rang again in the middle of a gala, he thought a little bit more of it. Even so, it was only after 20 hours spent in the lab, when he collapsed on the couch that he finally checked his phone.
He warily eyed the blocked number who had taken up a large portion of his message bank. Scrolling to the top of the conversation, he noted with smooth satisfaction that whoever this blocked number was had been sending him exactly minute-long messages every two hours exactly.
His thumb was getting tired by the time he scrolled to the top of the…17 messages? No way he was in the lab that long. But whoever this was had definitely achieved getting his (tired) attention.
After groggily pressing the play button, Tony watched with as the video opened onto two large metal doors, covered in scratches. This in itself wasn’t weird, considering it wasn’t the first time someone had found his phone number on the dark web just to send him a home-made action movie – for whatever reason he didn’t know.
What caught his attention though, was the soft sobbing sound coming from the corner of the room. Because that voice sounded strangely familiar. He couldn’t place it but –
“Mr Stark!”
Tony almost fell of his seat as the camera panned to Peter, huddled in the corner of a room. He slowly clenched his fists, and gave his attention back to the video. Because this was a joke. This had to be a joke. A really, really cruel –
“Mr-Mr Stark. P-please. I don’t. I don’t know where I am.”
A chill descended down Tony’s spine, as a soft laugh echoed from outside the camera shot.
“That’s it, little Spider. Beg just like that, you know he’s never coming. Don’t you?”
Peter gulped, and his Adam’s apple bobbed, eyes watering, and the man walked into the camera frame, face concealed by a white ceramic mask.
“The great Tony Stark, powerless, weak. We’ve taken you, Spiderling. And he still hasn’t noticed.”
Peter was meant to be in his room. He was meant to be in his room, at the tower, fixing the suit. He was –
“Mr Stark. If you’re watching this video, it means you’ve finally found time in your busy, busy life to sit on your phone.”
Busy, busy was an understatement.
“Normally, these jobs wouldn’t be too hard, but you and I both know the Spiderling has a lot of experience with these types of situations. He can ‘hold his own’ you might say, no thanks to you of course. So, for a little bit of incentive, let’s play a game.”
 The man turned to face Peter, who was slowly standing up; unwinding little by little.
“Here are the rules; little Peter is going to be here for as long as it takes you to find him. There is no ransom, no clues, no secrets and no calling any of your special friends. You’re a busy man, we both know that, so for every few hours that your Spiderling is here, we’re going to make him a little bit more uncomfortable. Right now, we’re feeding him and giving him water. How long do you think it will take for that to run out? What do you think Spiderling?”
The man got closer to Peter and Tony watched with sick satisfaction as Peter jerked up and attempted to fight the man, only to be restrained by three of his men.
“As I said. Such a fighter.”
The video cut to black, and saw red.
“FRIDAY, analytics. Now.’
“I already have Boss, they’ve encrypted all the videos, and the IP address is cut in a way I’ve never seen before. I can try to trace it, but it make take a while.” Her smooth voice ran over the speakers, and it make his head pound.
“Do it. Fast.”
“Yes, boss.”
Tony steadied himself, and stared at the screen. 15 videos. Peter had been there for 30 hours. A day and a half. A day and a half with this psycho.
He took a deep breath, and with startingly steady hands pressed play on the next video.
 Once again, the video opened to wide silver door, and panned across to Peter, the mans’ voice ringing out from his phone speakers.
“Look at him, Stark. So nice in the chains don’t you think?”
Peter was curled in a small ball, his wrists and feet cuffed to the ground in heavy metal that looked either like Vibranium or Admantinium.
“Stand up, Spider.”
Peter looked up softly, and started slowly uncurling himself. The chains clunked dully, and he stood to his tiny height. His shoulder looked like they were almost being pulled out of their sockets by the weight of the restraints, and Tony had never seen Peter look so pale.
“FRIDAY, scan the location.”
“Encrypted video Boss, I’m trying my best.”
“TRY HARDER!”
There was silence over the speakers, so Tony turned his attention back to the video.
“Mr Stark, it’s okay. I’m okay for now I promise. Just-just get me out of here soon? Please? I trust you Mr Stark.”
Tony swallowed thickly.
“Hmm. I wonder how long that trust will last. It seems like you want to find out as well. I hope you’re enjoying your evening, Mr Stark. I trust it will be a long one. Don’t you think little Spider?”
Peter looked at the man through the holes in his mask, and stood resolutely still, and Tony watched with disgust as the man stepped forward to run a thumb along Peter’s jawline. Peter snarled.
“Such a fighter. We will break him though, Mr Stark. You can ‘quote me’ on that.”
The camera cut to black.
‘FRI.”
“Boss. No match on the facials or IP yet, but we’re still trying.”
Tony didn’t answer, and stared into his hands. How could this have happened? Peter was meant to be in his room. He had turned Jarvis off for a minute, just one minute to check analytics and-
“Boss, this isn’t on you. You didn’t know he needed protection.”
Slamming a hand on the desk, Tony jumped to his feet and turned to where he knew the speakers were. “HE’S A BLOODY KID, FRI OF COURSE HE NEEDS PROTECTION. Just… what, what did I do?”
There was silence, and Tony collapsed back onto the couch.
“Let me know if anything changes.”
“Got it boss.”
Tony looked over to the bar. A drink looked really good right about now, but he shook his head and scrolled down to the tenth video, once again pressing play.
 The camera opened on steel doors, but this time it stayed there.
“My, my, my Mr Stark. You really are making the little Spider wait. He’s angry with you. Or, rather he would be. We might have to up the stakes hmm? It’s awfully hot in here. It can get hotter. How long do you think Mr Parker will last before he goes delirious? Maybe heatstroke? It’s been… oh, exactly 12 hours since his last drop of water and food. Should we see how long he lasts?”
The camera banned to Peter, and Tony’s heart simultaneously shattered into a million pieces.
He was curled up on the floor, completely still, ridiculously pale and sweating.
“We’re filming again Spiderling. Anything you want to say to Mr Stark?”
“Mr-Mr Stark. I-I don’t know what’s happening Mr Stark. Just-please, please I-I don’t know where you are Mr Stark. Please help me.”
Peter was crying, and his voice was hoarse and cracking. He lapped greedily at the tears that ran down his cheeks, and was met with a resounding slap on the face by one of the men behind him.
“No.”
Peter shuddered, and curled back down.
“Ten is a lovely number Mr Stark. Don’t you agree? I promised my boys no touching until ten and I must say, they are very excited. Sadly, Mr Parker doesn’t seem as enthusiastic as them, but I’m sure that is something we can change. Stockholm syndrome and all that.”
The man stepped into the camera frame, and faced Peter.
“I must give you credit though, Mr Stark. Your Spider is holding up surprisingly well. You trained him well.”
Trained. Trained like he was a dog.
“This isn’t on Mr Stark.”
Tony almost collapsed with a violent mix of relief and worry when he heard Peter’s voice, scratchy from disuse but still as sure as ever.
No-one responded, so Peter tried again. “It’s not Mr Stark’s fault.”
“Perhaps.” The kidnapper responded. “But he hasn’t come to get you yet? Has he?”
The film stayed running long enough to see Peter’s face fall with disappointment, looking down with unshed tears. Before it cut to black Tony was up and pacing.
“FRIDAY. Voice analysis. Material analysis. Anything!”
“I’m trying boss, hard. JARVIS is too, but we haven’t found anything.”
The smooth voice of Tony’s first (and favourite) AI cut through the speakers. “I must agree Sir. Whoever these men are, they are awfully good.”
“I’m meant to be BETTER. I need to be BETTER!” Tony was half hysterical, and pacing around the penthouse. When after a few minutes he was met with silence from the speakers, he sat back down, looking with disgust at the various technology around him.
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss?”
The AI sounded decidedly cool.
“Lock up the house, and lock down the lab. Power off everything that isn’t necessary to you finding this. All protocols and all codes. I want every stem of manpower we have on this.”
“Confirmation for the de-activation of protocols, Sir?”
She was definitely mad.
“Jotunheim. Turn everything off.”
Once again, the speakers were silent, and after a few moments, all of the lights went out. The comforting hum of the arc reactor went out, and Tony was left alone with his thoughts. He side eyed the bar, then turned back around to face his phone.
“See if you can find a way to contact Stephen. Be sly.”
The cold silence told him it was done, and he scrolled down to video 12.
 The steel doors were a cold comfort that they hadn’t moved anywhere else, and Tony didn’t dare breathe until the cold voice of the kidnapper wafted from the camera.
“It’s been a very long time Mr Stark. I’m sure you want to see your Spider hmm? I’m afraid that’s not possible right now. He’s indisposed.”
The camera stayed still, but Tony could faintly hear some grunts of pain coming from the side of the room. He picked up the sounds of heavy breathing, and there was a heartbeat of ominous silence, before the camera finally, finally panned.
Peter was in the middle of the room this time, hung up by his restraints like a small, pale Jesus.
“Look at your boy, Mr Stark. He looks up to you. He kept calling out your name. Where are you now?”
The three men standing behind Peter stood stoically as their boss moved forward.
“Mr Parker.”
Peter resolutely stared down.
“Mr Parker, look at me.”
Still Peter stared down, and the man took another step forward, and roughly grabbed his jaw, jerking his head up.
There were tears in Peter’s eyes, but he stared into the eyes of his captor in a way that made Tony’s heart throb.
The two men stood stoically for a moment, but ran forward when Peter slammed his head down on his captors fingers, and reached out to try and bite them.
The man withdrew his hand with an almost disdainful sniff, examining it and re-adjusting his mask.
“My, my little Spider. You certainly do pack a punch. You will pay for this, with your dear Mr Stark watching I may add.”
He nodded to one of the men circling Peter, and they stepped forward.
“I have to thank you, Mr Stark. Had you not taught your boy to be so tough, my men may would not be getting as much pleasure out of doing this.”
The man stepped out of the camera frame, and Tony watched with horror as one of his henchmen stepped forward with a small switch knife. Smiling with sick satisfaction, the man takes his time, using the knife to cut away Peter’s torn shirt, and slowly runs the knife along his stomach, and up his neck. When the man cuts forward hard enough to draw blood, Tony is surprised to see blood on his own fists when he looks down, his hands clenching hard enough that he smashed the glass he was holding. He barely feels it, and when he looks back to the video Peter has 3 brand new cuts streaking crimson down his torso.
His guts twists when he sees Peter in full clarity again, holding back a scream with pleading, bloodshot caramel eyes. But what made Tony truly seethe was the pleasure and enjoyment on the goons face as he leisurely dragged the dagger through Peter’s skin, his face lighting up each time a scream escaped Peter’s clenched lips.
When the captors voice rings out again, the dread in Tony’s stomach deepened to a level he didn’t know existed.
“Well, Mr Stark, this has been truly entertaining, but it seems we have gone over time. It’s been one day already. If I were you, I wouldn’t be leaving your little Spider too much longer.”
The video cut to black, and a message from Tony’s phone gave a dull chime. Video 18.
The mark that Peter had been in this place – wherever it was – for a day and a half. He felt like he was going to throw up, but instead pressed play on the video, dread settling deep into his gut.
 This time, the video didn’t open on the steel doors that by this point had come to be a strange reassurance, but instead onto a landscape shot of a street-style boxing ring set up in the middle of a large warehouse. Tony almost jumped when the chilling sound of the captor rung into the room, almost like it was right behind him.
“What do you think, Mr Stark? A fitting place for your little Spider to face his first real opponent? We even have a crowd.”
The shot focused on the mans’ three goons, standing to the corner of the room in a tight formation with their arms crossed.
Tony waited a few moments in sickening silence, before there was a rustling from out of shot, and Peter was flung in by two more goons, who quickly retreated into the shadows.
The masked mans’ voice rang out through the empty warehouse. “Get up, Spider.”
Peter slowly stood up. He was more pale than before, and glistening with a small sheen of sweat.
You are known for fighting villains yes? Why don’t you show us how you can fight.”
Tony could see Peters haunted eyes even with the camera positioned almost 20 feet away. Even so, he turned to look the masked man in the eye.
“Who first?”
The man had the audacity to laugh. “First? Oh little Spider, so brave. There is no-one first, I’m not cruel. You’ll be fighting me.”
Tony stilled along with Peter. Somehow even the goons seemed surprised. Still, Peter raised into a fighting stance.
When no-one moved, the goons advanced forward. Tony recognised the middle one as the one with a switch knife. His eyes shone with pleasure every time Peter moved in a way that made him wince.
“I’m not going to fight you.”
The man grinned. “So be it then.” He nodded to the goons. “Hold him.”
Tony watched as the men advanced, and efficiently wrestled Peter to the floor. It was a mark of exactly how tired and malnourished Peter was that he barely struggled, kicking a few times before allowing his body to go limp.
The goons positioned Peter to a spread-eagle position on the floor, and watched with glee as the masked man took a few strides to stand over them. He bent down slowly, reaching forward a hand to run his knuckles over Peters jaw.
“Have we done it Mr Parker. Finally broken you, hm? With Mr Stark watching?”
Peter didn’t answer.
“Perhaps we finally got under your skin. Or.” The man paused and growled. “Is that what you want us to believe?”
The man’s palm connected to Peter’s collarbone, and he screamed, the interweaving crack echoing through the room. He let out another wail of anguish as the man delivered a harsh slap against the side of his head.
“I thought you weren’t going to fight. Be quiet, yes?”
Peter bit back another scream as the man rammed a finger into the rapidly growing bruise on his shoulder, tears fighting their way to the surface,
“There we go. Finally learning.”
The man smiled, resting for a few moments on Peter’s legs before lunging forward and grabbing his arm, pushing his wrist forward until he heard a crack. The sound mixed with Peter’s muffled scream. immediately joined by a clear pop as the man bent Peter’s thumb back to meet his wrist, a bruise blossoming seconds later.
The scream Peter let out was animalistic, and the slap he got in return was just as loud.
“What. Did. I. Say?”
Peter was sobbing now, tears flowing down his face and mingling with the dried blood left on his chest.
The man pressed Peter’s wrist down further, and watched with satisfaction as Peter let out another muffled scream, biting down on his lips until there was blood.
“ANSWER ME!”
“You – you said I - that I should be qui-AAHHH” The end of Peter’s sentence was muffled as the man brought a hand down again on the large bump in his shoulder.
“I said that you promised you wouldn’t fight.”
The man grabbed Peter by his hair, and threw him into the corner of the room, where he stayed, immobile and slowly sobbing.
He slowly stalked over, and watched as Peter tried and failed to get up. He kicked, and the sound of boots hitting flesh echoed of the wall with a sickening crunch.
Peter collapsed, and the man turned back around, walking to stare into the camera lens through the gaps in his mask.
“Look at your prized apprentice now Stark. So bruised. So deliciously broken.”
His voice was soft and sweet, and it made Tony sick. He watched as the man re-adjusted his masked, and spared a glance over his shoulder at Peter. “I’m beginning to think that perhaps, you really don’t care after all.”
For once, Tony hoped the video would last longer, so that he could be sure they didn’t do anything else to Peter, but once again it cut to black, and he was left with the empty silence of the penthouse.
 A knock from the side of the penthouse window drew Tony out of his thoughts, and walking over his shoulder, he saw the shadow of a deep red cloak.
“FRI, open the windows.”
She did so, and Stephen floated into the penthouse, landing softly on the floor, turning to Tony.
“Tony –”
“It’s Peter… He – he.” Tony let out a sob, and collapsed into Stephen’s arms, heaving cries wracking through his entire body.
Stephen enveloped him, hands cradling through hair.
“Tones, it’s okay. It’s okay. This isn’t your fault.”
Tony stilled.
“This is on them, Tony. You’re not the one that took him.”
Stephen barely heard Tony’s response. “I was meant to be the one that protects him.”
Gently lifting Tony’s head, Stephen looked him in tear stained eyes.
“We all were. JARVIS as well. These people evidently know what they’re doing Tony. You’re one human man, you can’t put it on yourself to protect a family of superheroes.”
“He’s a kid.” The following sob Tony gave echoed around the room, and he collapsed into Stephen’s arms. He pulled Tony onto the couch.
“We’re all doing everything we can, Tones. You’re not any help to Peter dead though. Sleep. I’ll wake you in an hour.”
Expecting interruption, Stephen ignored Tony’s shuffling and continued.
“FRIDAY and JARVIS are on this Tony. This is quite literally what they were made for. Sleep.”
Stephen was met with silence, and he gave Tony a chaste kiss on the lips before sitting back, resting a hand on Tony’s head.
A few moments later, the phone rung with a new message, and Tony bolted upright.
The video opened on Peter, still bruised from the beating only 15 minutes ago.
“You called a friend, Mr Stark.” The masked man stepped into the camera shot. “Did you forget our rules?”
A violent wave of nausea rushed over Tony as he watched the Switch-Knife-Man approach Peter with a large bat, his eyes shining.
He brought the bat down on Peter with a flat crunch, and Tony watched as Peter jerked limply on the floor. Silent, but moving to cover his new wounds.
Stephen flinched when the bat came down again, hitting Peter right on the stomach and forcing Peter upright to throw up sickly green bile.
They watched as the goon brought the bat back on Peter again and again, getting increasingly excited every time Peter bit his lip with a desperately concealed moan. By hit five, Peter’s clothing was fully torn, and half his torso was black and blue. Tony was sure he had broken at least three ribs by this point, and the man kept hitting.
After ten hits, there was barely a part of Peter’s body that wasn’t black and blue.
The man’s voice rang out from the phone.
“A dozen more for every two hours your friend is by your side, Mr Stark. You have been warned.”
The video cut, and Tony turned to Stephen.
“Out.”
“Tony – ”
“OUT.”
Stephen slowly turned as the cloak wrapped around his torso, looking back when at Tony standing resolutely in the middle of the penthouse before stepping out into the air, the window closing behind him on the way out.
 Tony didn’t realise exactly how long he had been in the lab for until his phone chimed with another message. At this point Peter had been with the kidnappers for 2 days. This was video 24, and he really didn’t want to open it.
For the last 6 hours, he had been going through every single possible tracing route he could think of for the IP address, and had (successfully) hacked into the FBI database to scan the masked mans eyes, ears and tongue. After six hours of extensive work, he had found absolutely nothing. Nada. Nothing at all tracing the villain, and he hadn’t slept in about 45 hours.
With shaking hands and burning eyes, Tony opened the video.
Once again, he was met with a view of the cold, steel doors that he had become intimately familiar with while scanning almost all the infrastructure he could think of, and within a few moments the camera panned to the middle of an empty room.
“Mr Stark, I’m afraid once again Mr Parker is indisposed, but I thought this may be a good time for us to chat.”
The man’s voice made bile rise up in Tony’s throat.
“It has been two days. That’s 48 hours, and you still haven’t found your precious Spiderling. I think he’s beginning to lose faith in you.” He lowered his voice. “And I think I can prove that.”
The camera followed the man as he walked into an adjoining corridor, eventually turning the corner into a small side room.
Immediately, the camera focused on the roaring fire in the centre of the room, burning red-blue, and Tony could almost feel the onslaught of heat. It took a few moments for the camera to adjust, and it gently settled on Peter, who was bending over a small stone desk in front of the fire.
Peter was pale, sweating profusely and his eyes were sunken and drowsy. Thankfully, his bruises had healed from the beating, but Tony could still see the faint bump from his broken collarbone.
“Little Spider, tell Mr Stark how you are feeling.”
Peter didn’t answer at first, and the man stalked forward.
“Now, now. You know what happens when you don’t speak. Answer me Mr Parker.”
Peter didn’t even move his head, and Tony could barely hear his reply over a dull chinking from the corner of the room.
“Please, Mr Stark.”
It was little more than a whisper, but Tony’s heart sunk into his stomach. Peter’s voice was hoarse and scratchy from disuse, and he looked seconds away from fainting from the heat of the fire.
The masked man gave a satisfied smirk, and Tony saw the outline of a shadow in the corner of the room.
“Your gift is finally ready Spiderling. Are you ready to accept it?”
“Please, no.” Peter whimpered, and looked up, drawing Tony’s eyes with his.
A red hot branding iron in the shape of a decorative ‘A’ entered the camera frame, hissing with heat and giving off steam.
“Please, please no.”
The man laughed softly. “Come Spiderling, you know we wouldn’t be unfair to you. I do not want to have to use this on you.” He gently picked up the iron. “You only have to do one, simple thing.”
Peter softly whimpered.
“What was that? I don’t think Mr Stark can hear you.”
“Anything. Please, please I’ll do anything.”
Upon closer inspection, Tony realised with a start that the band was made of Vibranium – Peter wouldn’t be able to heal from this. He watched with rapt attention as the man walked towards Peter with the brand, reaching down to card a hand through his hair. Tony winced as Peter was sharply tugged up, and the man leaned down to face him.
“All you have to do, little Spider, is admit Tony isn’t coming for you.”
Peter and Tony stilled.
“Think about it, Spiderling. It’s been two whole days, and he still hasn’t come to get you. You and I both know that if he wanted to find you he could have.”
Peter slowly shook his head.
“I urge you to consider your choice very carefully, Spiderling. If you believe Mr Stark is coming for you, do you really believe he would want you back with this hideous scar?”
The man twirled the iron in his hand, and Peter looked down, tears softly falling down his cheeks onto parched lips.
“He’s coming for me, I know he is.” Peter spoke so softly Tony could barely hear it, but the man’s responsive growl was more than loud enough to be heard over the roar of the fire.
“Come, little Spider. I only have to do this if you don’t do as I say. You could stop this.” The man raised the brand marginally closer to Peters skin, and he frantically shook his head, pursing his lips.
The brand got so close that it was casting a red shadow on Peter’s skin, and Tony could almost feel the heat on his skin. He watched with bated breath as Peter got increasingly frantic, writhing under the hold of two of the men’s goons when the brand got close enough to start blistering his skin.
“You know what to do little Spider.” The man rested the brand above Peter’s skin, but Peter was still silent. “Very well.”
Tony watched as the man better positioned the brand atop of Peter’s torso, preparing himself to press it in before –
“Wait! Wait!”
The man cocked his head.
“He’s… He’s not coming… Mr Stark isn’t coming.” Tears were streaming down Peter’s swollen face onto his bruised torso, and the man gave a satisfied smile.
“Very good little Spider. But, you know what happens when you don’t obey fast enough.”
Tony and Peter screamed in unison as the man plunged the iron deep into Peter’s stomach, the hissing sound of flesh mingling with Peter’s wails.
He was hysterical, writhing on the floor and jerking in pain any time his torso moved, the blood on his stomach still cauterising when the man stood and threw the iron to the side.
“I didn’t want to do this, Spiderling.” He reached down to run his knuckles along the brand, and Peter scrambled away from his touch, crying out in pain. “I did warn you.” He nodded to the goons. “Take him back.”
Two men stepped forward, and Tony watched as they hoisted a writhing, crying Peter over their shoulders and carried him out the door.
The man turned back to face the camera.
“I have to confess Mr Stark, I am disappointed. However, I’m not surprised. The press and the public have known for years that you don’t care about other’s lives. I just wanted to make sure.” He paused.  “I just hope you remember this video every time you try to go to sleep.”
The video cut to black on the masked man’s Cheshire grin, and Tony rose from his seat on steady feet, crossing the lab to the bar.
 “Boss.”
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss.
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss, please think about this.”
“Excuse me, FRIDAY this doesn’t sound like information on the kidnapper. Or am I just getting hard of hearing.”
Tony was in the bar now, pouring himself a tumbler of golden scotch.
“Boss, please. Think of Stephen and Peter, they – ”
“THEY’RE ALL I THINK ABOUT!” Tony roared, panting and turned his attention back to his drink.
“Boss, please. You know I can’t let you do this. You put protocols in place for this.”
Tony looked up at the speakers. “FRIDAY I swear to whatever God is out there if you call Stephen, I will pour lemonade all over your circuit boards.”
“Sir, please consider, it’s been years now. This isn’t a –”
Tony downed his glass whole, looking up at the speakers over it’s rim.
“There. Protocol no longer needed. You only needed to call Stephen if I was considering drinking again. Well, I’m no longer considering it am I?”
Tony listened to silence as he poured and downed another drink.
“Both of you, sleep mode. Power off. Self-destruct or something. I don’t want to hear another word unless it’s about Peter.”
The silence continued as Tony downed one drink. Then two. Then three. Then four. By the fifth, his hands were shaking so bad he couldn’t pour out of the bottle anymore. He was considering either drinking out of the bottle or going down to the lab to get Dum-E to do it for him when a hand snatched the glass away from him.
“Tony.”
“Get out of my house, Stephen. NOW!”
“Tony I’m not leaving this time. You need help, Tones. We can –”
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THEY SEE YOU HERE! THAT WILL BE ON YOU!”
Stephen stepped forward, and hand on Tony’s shoulder, and Tony slapped it away, retreating two steps for every one step forward.
“You need to leave. You need to leave right now, otherwise any minute now I’m going to get another video from them, and we both know what’s going to be in it.”
Tony’s voice was hoarse, and he looked towards the New York skyline, eyes and heart burning.
“Tony.” Stephen stepped forward. “If they already know I’m here then it’s too late, but we have two more hours before I have to leave.”
“Don’t say that. Don’t say that. It’s not going to happen again. It’s not – ”
Tony broke off, tears pooling in his eyes and he turned roughly away from Stephen, walking back towards the bar. He didn’t stop when a hand clasped around his wrist, only roughly shoved it off and took a swig from the nearest bottle.
“Tony this isn’t your fault. Please. Peter wouldn’t want this.”
Their eyes met, and each was shocked to see the other close to crying.
“You don’t know a damn thing about what Peter would want. FRIDAY,” he addressed the speakers. “Cue up the last video.”
Tony watched as Stephen turned his attention to the screen materialising in front of him, taking the opportunity to slip around the bar and grab a fresh bottle. He was a quarter of the way through it when Stephen stepped in front of him, fresh tears forming in his eyes.
“Darling please. None of this is your fault. Please. You’re not failing. You’re trying to walk into the centre of a hurricane, and getting angry when it doesn’t change its path. This isn’t something you can control. They would have done these things to him even if you had got there in time.”
Stephen heard the whir of the suit before he saw the red and gold, and only just stepped back in time when Tony swung a fist around to face him. He watched as the blue repulsors fired up, something he’d seen a million times, but never pointed at him.
“Tony.”
“Out.” Tony was shaking, and swaying slightly, but the repulsors stayed trained on his chest.
They stayed in the same spot until Stephen had closed his portal back to the Sanctum.
Tony waited, then stumbled over to the living room. Pausing a few moments to tear the ring from the chain around his neck, he eventually collapsed onto the couch, ignoring his phone and its insistent buzzing in his pocket.
 When Tony woke, his phone had 7 new messages. Which meant it was day 2 and a half exactly. Video 30, of course not including the two additional beatings because of… Stephen.
Tony looked across the room, and he could vaguely see the glint of Vibranium from his wedding ring. He left it there.
He opened the video as soon as his phone unlocked, not bothering to pause for the many messages Stephen had sent him throughout the night.
He zoned out for however long it took the camera to pan to Peter, and was glad he did because the man just wouldn’t stop talking, and that was really bad for his hangover. He zoned back in when the man walked forward, his boots echoing around the small room.
“Little Spider, so mailable for us.” Tony watched as the man stalked forward and ran a hand along Peter’s neck, stopping to squeeze ever-so-slightly. When Peter started to shake from lack of oxygen after a few moments, the man smirked and stepped back, watching with Tony as Peter took a few moments to compose himself, before returning limply to the position he was in before.
The man turned to face the camera, and began to address Tony again.
“Mr Stark, both you and I, as well as the little Spiderling here know that you are not coming to take him back. I think the previous few videos made that fairly obvious. But, I am going to keep sending these. Just in case I suppose. Right now, its been about 60 hours. From now, until hour 72, there will be no more videos. However, in case you particularly want to watch your little Spider, we will be giving you the option of a live video stream.”
The man walked to Peter’s side, and lifted his shirt up. Tony’s heart nearly stopped, arc reactor and all. The burn on Peter’s stomach was red and angry, and the Peter shuddered softly as the man ran a hand along it.
“Your Spider has been a lot more convenient to keep since this, I must admit.” The man was almost talking to himself, and his eyes shone ever so slightly each time Peter quietly hissed from lingering pain. “He shouldn’t be able to get this off. My team made sure of it.”
The man retreated from Peter, and began at a brisk pace to the other side of the room, where the camera followed him down a long corridor and into a separate room.
Once there, the man centred himself in the middle of the camera frame, and produced a long, thin syringe from the depths of his robe.
“This is a serum that my team and I have been developing for quite some time. We developed it specifically for your little Spider here. I think he’ll enjoy it. I know I certainly will.”
A goon stepped forward with a swab and antiseptic, and Tony flinched despite himself when the man stabbed it into his own neck.
He watched as the man shivered and coughed a few times before stilling. Slowly, the man’s morphed into a clean cut, and his face shape morphed. After a few moments the man breathed out slowly and took of his mask, and Tony watched as the remainder of his face morphed cleanly into one with a sharp jawline, sleek cheekbones, smile lines and a neatly trimmed goatee.
When the man next spoke, it was Tony’s baritone voice that rang out the speakers.
“I hope you stay to watch the show, Mr Stark.”
Tony clicked of the video, and collapsed into a chair, taking a few moments to breathe. After Mysterio, Peter had enough issues with hallucinations, and without EDITH to ground him he would be even more stressed than usual. Despite himself, Tony clicked back onto the video.
 The camera followed Not-Tony as he strolled around the corner and to just outside the main room, waiting in the shadows while the camera found a good view of Peter, curled onto himself in the centre of the room.
One of the goons stepped forward, and it was the first time Tony had heard them speak.
“Mr Parker, you have a guest.”
Peter barely looked up, and repositioned himself on the floor, curling around himself in a tighter b.
Not Tony stepped out of the shadows. “Hey kiddo.”
Peter glanced up, and Tony’s heart dropped when he saw desperate hope lighting up his eyes.
“Mr…Mr Stark?”
Not-Tony stepped forward.
“Peter.”
Peter had started crying now, sobbing in relief in between hoarse gaps for breath.
“Mr Stark. You came. You came!” Peter lurched forward and landed and the man’s feet, weeping and shaking on the ground. “Mr Stark, thank you.”
Peter weakly raised his hands to claw at the fabric of the man’s pants, and Tony flinched as his doppelganger reached down to clasp a hand around Peter’s throat.
“Mr… Mr Stark? What are you-” Peter cut off with a choke.
The man grinned as he tightened his grip.
“Look at this.” Not-Tony released his grip and Peter collapsed to the floor, before being jerked up as the man dragged him upwards by his hair.
“You couldn’t get out of this Peter? Look at this. I taught you how to get out of these. Can’t you even remember a simple lesson?”
The man tightened his grip and the chains shattered, the shards digging into Peter’s wrist.
“Surely you could have left Peter. You fought for the Avengers. You should be better than this.”
Tony could see a bruise blossoming on Peter’s wrist, rivulets of blood running down his arm, pooling onto the floor.
“Mr Stark, please. I don’t understand. I couldn’t – ”
The man snarled and stepped forward, face contorting in disgust, and for once Tony understood exactly how terrifying he looked when he was angry.
“Mr… Mr Stark I… I don’t…”
Not-Tony stepped forward to kneel on the ground in front of Peter and grinned manically.
“Really, Pete? You think after all this I came to get you.” The man paused, and shoved up Peter’s shirt, pressing a palm against the red burn on his stomach. “You weren’t strong enough, Peter. You seriously think I would save you?”
Peter was crying now, curling into himself, and weakly trying to protect his burn.
“Sir, please. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry Mr Stark just please take me home.” The pain and yearning on his face shattered Tony’s heart, and he closed his eyes for a moment, regrouping before staring back up at the video.
“Home? Peter, you don’t have a home. Your parents are dead. Your uncle died because of you. All you are is a burden to your aunt and after this, you really think you are strong enough to be an Avenger? You’re a burden Peter. A burden, and a failure.”
Tony watched his doppelganger jerk Peter’s head up, tears running down his face onto the burn on his torso.
“You’re a disgrace, Peter.” The man threw Peter onto the ground, and Tony watched as he retreated in the corner, shivering and sobbing.
“Please Mr Stark, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry Mr Stark! Please. Please Sir I tried.”
Not-Tony stepped forward, and Peter shuffled further backwards in the corner.
“You’re a disgrace Peter. You’re one trial intern who just happened to have some good luck. Your powers? Your strength? They don’t come from you. You were just a temporary set-back. An inconvenience. You’re not special Peter.”
They both paused, and Not-Tony gripped Peter’s throat.
“ Say it.”
He grabbed Peter’s jaw, and Tony could see another bruise forming.
“Sir. I…”
Peter winced as Not-Tony gripped harder.
“Say. It.”
“I-I… I’m not worth anything Sir. I’m useless. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry Mr Stark.”
Peter started sobbing in earnest, and the man released his jaw with a grimace.
“I don’t believe you Peter. You’ve disappointed me. Horribly. You deserve this.”
Peter shook in the corner, shaking with silent sobs. He was sweating and shivering, and it broke Tony’s heart as he slowly hugged his knees and folded his arms over his head.
The man turned to face the camera with a satisfied smirk, and Tony jerked his head up from the screen staring wildly around the room.
“FRIDAY.”
“Boss.”
“Get rid of this caller. Block these messages. I don’t care. I don’t want to see these videos ever again.”
“Sir – ”
“Do it. Now.”
Tony could almost hear the AI sigh, but when he looked back down at his phone, the messages were gone. Finally, finally gone. Yet, every time Tony closed his eyes, the image of Peter’s broken spirit burned itself further into his brain.
  A glowing yellow portal appeared, Stephen stepping through it.
“Go away. I’m fine. Totally fine. And I totally don’t need you here.”
Stephen ignored that, and grabbed Tony by the collar, dragging him to the window.
“You need to see this.”
The cloak wrapped around Tony, squeezing just a little bit too tight, and they stepped out into the open air, Stephen muttering enchantments as the cloak took them to who-knew where.
After a few minutes, they stopped, and Tony reluctantly opened his eyes.
“I appreciate the fresh air Strange, but why the hell would you bring me to Times Square?”
“Just look.”
They landed above a building, and Tony unattached himself from the cloak, looking around.
With vague interest, he noted the various crowds of people, some of them filming him (because of course they would be filming him, he’s Iron Man).
After a few moments, one of the largest screens cut to static, and the crowds hushed and turned to face it.
There was a few seconds of silence, and then Tony’s stomach dropped down to his feet.
The masked man stepped onto the screen, malicious-looking and grinning.
“People of New York City,” he took a few moments to compose himself. “You have been lied to.”
This could not be good.
“You have been lied to and manipulated by the people that you look up to the most.”
The video screen cut to a photo of Tony, in his Iron Man suit fighting Ultron.
“This ‘hero’, Iron Man, Tony Stark, the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist has been lying to you, and taking advantage of you.”
A few people in the crowd turned to look at him on the roof while the man continued talking.
“Enter Peter Parker. Tony Stark’s intern, son-figure and prodigy.”
The video cut to Peter, and Tony’s stomach dropped through the floor. He looked worse than when Tony had last checked, shaking on the ground, thin, bruised and silent.
“Mr Parker, or Spider-man, as many of you might know him, has historically been very close to Tony Stark. They worked together every day. The media ate up stories about them, and it seemed like they were truly meant to be ‘father and son’.”
The camera refocussed on the masked man, glee shinning in his eyes.
“Peter Parker. Spider-man. Tony Stark’s prodigy child, has been here with me for FIVE DAYS.”
More people in the crowd were turning to look at Tony.
“The powerful Tony Stark, who could blow up half of America without so much as getting out of bed hasn’t been bothered to get HIS SON for five entire days.”
Stephen glanced at Tony, then back at the screen.
“Now of course, you shouldn’t trust me. I’m a villain I captured Spiderman.”
The man grimaced.
“I gave Mr Stark a choice. I gave him every opportunity to find us, and he didn’t. He couldn’t be bothered. Have a look for yourself.”
The man stepped into the shadows, and the camera cut to footage of Tony. Tony-Tony. Tony in his penthouse, watching the videos. Tony at the bar, throwing down drink after drink. Tony on the couch, sleeping, while the lifestream played in the background and he didn’t even remember that.
The footage cut to the man in the mask again, and the square was silent.
“Now, obviously, I cannot tell you what to think. But I urge you to consider, that Tony Stark turned Peter Parker, the Amazing Spiderman, into this.”
The camera panned around the room, and the crowd roared. It was Peter. Peter hanging from those ridiculously heavy chains, no top on and bruised from head to toe, his burn featured on his stomach now with two new, red, inflamed ones on either side.
“He did this.”
The video cut to black, and the crowd surged. Racing towards the building, fighting over each other to reach the famed Iron Man who had let this be done to Peter Parker, the friendly Spiderman.
Tony turned to Stephen, tears and fear in his eyes.
“Ste, please. Help me, I didn’t mean to.”
There was true pain in Stephen’s eyes as he faced Tony, the cloak flexing behind him.
“You did this, Tony. You need to pay the price.”
The cloak and Stephen lifted of the ground, and they were gone in an instant, leaving Tony on the roof of the tower, heavy footsteps falling just a few floors below.
“I did this.”
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littlemsstark3000 · 5 years ago
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IronWidow Fluff #02
Peter watched over Anya as she answered the quiz on the Stark pad while settled at her study table. They just finished the first of her assigned modules the previous day, so this day was dedicated to review and check-for-understanding.
When Tony and Natasha decided that they wanted Anya to do homeschooling, there was only one person they both identified and agreed on going through this with her: him. The couple were very protective of their almost 5-year-old, only child and would give her the best in everything; at the same time, keep her safe no matter what. Regular schooling, with all its risks, did not appeal to them, at least not in the meantime; hence, they went for the other option. They still get to be called for work and even overseas engagements though, either for the Avengers or Stark Industries, so even if they were very much willing to get hands-on with homeschooling, it was wiser to get someone who could do it consistently.
Without second thoughts after Natasha talked to him about it, Peter took the job. He has always treated Anya as the baby sister he never had, like how the parents have been treating him as their own son way before their firstborn. So five times a week, he spends 2-3 hours with the kid before he goes to SI office for his apprenticeship. He was expected to work there after his upcoming graduation from MIT.
Tony had a room in the tower re-decorated to be their classroom, with all the educational stuff they would need, manual and automated. There were Math charts, Science posters and even Basic Spanish and Russian guide on one of the walls. Projector, printer and scanner were also present. She has a U-shaped study table in the middle of the area - with desktop and a laptop - plus matching swivel chair. Another table on the side with tons of writing, drawing and coloring materials was for paperworks; Peter opted to print assignments for Anya, which Natasha and Tony can help her with, too, outside their class hours. Part of the room has multi-level shelves for books of various kinds and subjects. Needless to say, CCTV and IP security cameras were installed and managing these were part of FRIDAY's high priority protocols.
"You done?" he asked when Anya looked up to him and handed her pad.
"Yes!" the kid excitedly replied.
"Alright," he browsed to see if each item has an answer across it. "Let's see..."
"Check it now, Petey?"
He chuckled.
Someone obviously got Mr. Stark's impatience.
"Yeah, yeah, I will. Just sit down while I do."
"I want to see..." she even pouted at him.
"Okay then," he pulled another chair and sat beside her, settling the pad on the table. "Can you count the checks? You should have 10 checks for you to get three stars."
"Yes! I will count!"
"Great. Here we go..." He clicked on the handwriting tool to check each item on the screen.
The first one was correct.
"One!" Anya said aloud.
And so was the second one.
"Two!"
It continued on, with no mistake.
"Three! Four! Five!"
He glanced at her and tapped her head lightly.
"This is looking good, little miss!"
Anya's smile grew bigger; her eyes looked more eager to see the end result.
He checked the next ones, too.
"Six! Seven! Eight!"
"Wow, just two more. Are you getting a perfect score?"
Anya confidently nodded.
He made another check.
"Nine!"
"And the last one..."
Check again.
"Ten! Yehey!" Anya stood from her small swivel chair and jumped around.
"Awesome! You did very good, Anya! C'mon, gimme a hug."
Anya ran into his arms for a brief hug before she pulled out again, not forgetting their deal.
"Three stars!" She pointed spots at the back of her left hand. "Here and here and here -"
"Of course," he reached for the stamp and pressed it on her chosen spots. "Here... one... two... three stars."
"Thank you, Petey!" Anya hugged him again.
"You're always welcome."
"I will show this to Papa and Mama!" her eyes lit up as she looked at him again.
"We should. Wait - FRIDAY, where's Mom and Dad?" he inquired.
"Boss and Natasha are in the 90th floor. Should I make a call?" FRIDAY promptly responded.
"Yes, please connect me to them."
"Initiating the intercomm connection."
After barely 3 seconds, Tony's voice was heard from the other line.
"Hey Pete."
"Dad, we're done for the day. Anya has something to show you and Mom."
"Mama!" the little girl cut in.
"Hello, love," Natasha spoke. "You can come over here with Petey; I'm just helping Papa to prepare for work."
"Ok!" Anya already tugged on his hand to the door.
He stood up. "Let's go!"
*****
When Peter and Anya walked out of the elevator at the 90th floor, their mom and dad were already at the common area; Natasha was still fixing her husband's necktie, his hands on either side of her hips.
"Hey offsprings," Tony greeted them.
Anya ran to them. "Papa, I have stars!"
The billionnaire propped himself on the ground so his daughter could show her little hand.
"Oh, wow," he gently held her and turned to Natasha who knelt beside him too. "Look at that, Mama."
"Did Petey put these on you?" their mom asked.
"Yes! I have 10 checks."
"She got 10 of 10 in the quiz for our first module, Dad," Peter explained.
Tony's smile widened, pleased with the news. "Yeah? That's great!"
"Good job, love," Natasha kissed Anya's head. "What do you want as a reward?"
"Name it," their dad added.
"Uhmmm... I want donuts."
"Gotcha. I'll be back after my meeting, okay? You prepare with Mama and Peter, and we'll have Donuts Party later."
"Nice, Donuts Party! Do you want to invite anyone?" Natasha asked.
Anya's response was automatic. "Uncle Rhodey and Uncle Clint and Uncle Brucey and Grumpy Fury!"
"Looks like we're gonna call Uncles Assemble with reinforcement."
"Papa, I want the chocolate ones. And strawberry ones."
"Whatever you want, bambina," Tony kissed her head this time before carrying her, not minding his business suit. "I'll get you all the available flavors of donuts."
Natasha turned to him, smiling. "Thanks, Teacher Peter."
"Anytime, Mom."
Peter mentally shook his head and smiled back as he watched them. Donuts Party for a 10-point quiz? He wondered what's in store for Anastasia Maria Stark's first ever test.
*****
Homeschooling was @autumnwoodsdreamer 's idea. 😊💕
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jamlally · 5 years ago
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Lost in translation
This was written for the 25 days of Christmas Challenge that is hosted by  @panicfob .  The Day 16 Challenge prompt was Snowball fight
Warnings: Fluff and silliness
Pairing: None - it's more of a family/sibling thing
Characters: OFC (Belle Porter), Tony Stark, Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Bruce Banner. Natasha Romanoff
Summary: A snowball fight seemed like a good idea, but things don’t always run smoothly when you get the Avengers involved.  Especially if you have Asguardian guests
“So it is a battle ?”
“Well yes… of sorts” Belle thought the idea was simple but it seems she had managed to misjudge how easily it could be explained
“How does one know that they are a victor ?” Thor continued 
How on earth did she answer that “Well it’s not that kind of battle - it’s for fun”
“Yes, yes I understand that.  We have similar activities on Asguard.  We have healers who come and patch people up and the victor is the one who is still standing at the end”
“I mean, like I said,  usually it’s just for fun but I’m sure we could come up with some way to have a winner.  We try not to hurt each other though.  We don’t heave healers that can just patch people up and have them be right as rain five minutes later”
What had seemed like a simple idea now had Thor, Loki, Steve and Bucky all debating just how one could define the winner of a snowball battle.
Are they still at it? Wanda asked.
“Yep” Belle nodded.  “So far they have rejected capturing flags and electrifying the snowballs.  Steve wants us to count head and body blows and Bucky just wants to pelt people with snow”
“Did you explain that it was for fun?”
Belle sighed - “More than once.  Apparently the battle won’t be fun if there cannot be a victor” she imitated Thor’s voice “Steve and Bucky were supposed to be on my side, but they’ve just made it more complicated”
“I have a suggestion” 
“And we have a late contender to the debate in the form of Dr Bruce Banner” Wanda whispered making Belle smile
She watched as Loki made sure to distance himself from Bruce when he joined the group - she would need to ask someone about that. Of all the members of the Avengers, Bruce was by far the least threatening.  She understood that Hulk was a different kettle of fish, but Bruce - he was just a very clever, shy puppy
“I am not sure that your science can help in this battle Dr Banner” Thor cut in 
“Science can always help - that’s how we moved from stones and rocks, to shield and siege machinery”
“Siege Machinery sounds interesting - tell me Dr Banner how would we suggest that we use it” Loki added his eyes lighting ip at the idea
“I wouldn’t. Siege machinery isn’t what I was suggesting “
“Oh” Loki looked crest fallen 
“I understand it is not what you had planned Brice, but perhaps there is merit in pursuing the idea.  Siege engines are most effective in combat, and while they are not my chosen method, I can see that they have benefit”
“Actually when I was thinking about it and paintball isn’t entirely dissimilar from a snowball fight”. 
“What is paint ball?  How would a ball of paint be any way helpful in this situation?  It is becoming more clear to me by the moment, why so many other species believe that Earth would be easy to conquer”  Loki looked over at Thor 
“Brother - we do not mention that they keep getting attacked.  The humans find it unsettling and at this time of year they especially like to have peace”
“If that is the case then why are there still wars?” Loki looked confused 
“SO!” Bruce raised his voice “ I figured that the rest of you wouldn't have heard of it being as you’re not from around here or because you’ve not had the chance to experience it.  I’ve modified these” Bruce held up a pair of gloves
“Gloves?  Well they’ll keep our hands warm, but I fail to see how they’ll actually solve the problem” Loki was annoyed - the battle has seemed a splendid idea and a good activity for his brother to take part in before they left but it seemed that the battle was far from what they would get.
“Your failure to see past the obvious is what always holds you back Loki.  Anyway yes they are gloves, but each team gets their own and when you make the snowball they deposit an environmentally safe dye onto the snowball.  Everyone wears a vest and when the ball hits it leaves a mark, like a paintball”
“Why on earth were you working on a pair of gloves ?” Bucky asked looking confused
“Oh, it was for something Tony and I were discussion when we were looking over plans for training agents” Bruce explained
“Huh that’s actually an excellent plan” Steve cut in “We can agree which kind of shots have you out and the winners are the team with the least dead and wounded”.
“Excellent plan.  Lady Belle you and Lady Wanda will join us”. Thor turned his attention in Belle’s direction
“Um no I ….”
“Yes she is.  Hey boys” Natasha sauntered into the room.  Tony sends his regrets but he has meetings so will not be joining us, but Belle, Wanda and I will make up one team, and you boys can be the other”
“That wont work - the teams won’t be balanced.  I’ll go with the girls” - Bucky spoke up “And Bruce can join with the others” 
Teams agreed Bruce headed off to pull together enough gloves and the others headed out onto the compound 
“Ok so explain to me again quite how we ended up in this mess”. Tony sat on a chair in med bay looking between Steve, Bucky, Bruce and Wanda “Because I’ve got to tell you the conversation I have to have with Fury calls that goes Oh sorry Nick the Avengers can’t come save the world because they have twisted ankles, concussion and various contusions, is gonna be a doozy” He tried his best so sound annoyed but he was obviously highly amused.
“Things may have gotten a little out of hand” Steve muttered “But when Belle suggest a snowball fight it seemed like a good idea”
Tony turned his attention to his girlfriend “Really Snowflake?, and you’re usually so smart.  Suggesting to a group of competitive, overachievers that they have a battle seemed like a good idea?  There was no possible negative outcome that you could have foreseen?”
Belle grinned back at him “Well when you put it like that no”
“Uh huh” He turned his attention back to the other “Now it’s been a while, and well playing in the cold wet stuff isn’t really my idea of a good time, but from what I can recall a snowball fight usually doesn’t result in visits to the doctor. I mean I’m not a master of the art form, but I’m pretty sure that’s not usually the goal”
“Well yeah, I mean we were winning but Wanda tried to get Loki, and when he did his vanishing trick and she fell over and I think that’s how she hurt her wrist a bit.  Then when Bruce tried to help her he kind of stood on her hand which made it worse” Steve looked away obviously a bit embarrassed as he rubbed at the back of his neck
“Thor’s hammer created a concussive blast which caused an issue with the snow which was how Bruce’s ended up with concussion because he was stopped by a tree.  The rest was just us getting carried away” Nat finished shrugging and wincing as her grazes ached with the movement 
“Ah ha and  somehow you my little Snowflake managed to make it out unscathed if not a little blue”
Belle laughed “Bruce said that the dye will wash off in a day or so and Dr Cho says that the Steve and Bucky will be good as new by the morning”
“Well if we are lucky no one will try to invade, destroy or others harm the planet and we will never need to speak of this again.  I trust that the Asguardians came out of this relatively unharmed.  I don’t need to worry about some other angry God coming down and threatening me because we damaged their ruler do I ?”
Bell laughed “Oh no Loki and Thor came out of it all fine.  I mean they both ended up with some dye on them, but nothing of note.  In fact they were planning on telling the people at home that it is all a part of the fun.  Apparently they need to convince someone called Heimdall to be in on it but I don’t think it is going to result in inter-planar disagreements" 
“Indeed.  Worlds mightiest heroes - but we can’t get out of a snowball fight without injuries” He shook his head. “Go find something to do while I dodge  my calls for the rest of the day”. Spinning the chair he stood kissing Belle on the head before heading back  to the lab, chucking as he went.
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meshkol · 6 years ago
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Twitter Threads (or That One Time Tony Dialled It Up to Eleven)
Summary: Social media is hard and full of trolls, and Tony has poor impulse control.
Notes: I hate this so much. Less cracky than I wanted it, because I suck at writing humour. Fill K-3 for the Tony Stark Bingo 2019: Gossip Press. Unbeta'd as per usual. Any relation to existing twitter handles is entirely coincidental.
Warnings: Social Media, Twitter, Homophobic Language, Sexist Language, Ableist Language, Internet, Trolls, Protective Tony Stark, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Goes On A Rampage
No one can say that Tony’s ever had good impulse control, especially about people he loves.
@1234ideclareathumbwar posted: I donno what it is about dr strange but he must suck dick like a pro if hes got iron man whipped god knows theres nothing attractive about him except those dick suckin lips #drstrange #ironman #wtfisstarkthinking
 @100percentDONE-xxx replied: yeah its not like he can give a decent handjob ffs must me the lips or maybe hes just tight every1 knows stark loves a tight whole hes prolly cheating neway poor cripple
 @itsawrapandimreadytoparty replied: Probably just lays there and thinks about the wizard gods just to get that $$$...I’d think of England even for a nymphomaniac drug-addicted sugar daddy too, tbh.
 @BlessYouThor-ness replied: still can’t believe he chose strange over THOR like everyone can see the chemistry between them and tony is such a bottom he’d take thor’s cock so well fuck yes
 @they-did-the-thing777 replied: is it just me or does strange look like an alien maybe there’s no magic at all just aliens and he’s got a tentacle dick and stark just wants to mark off another box on his worlds-biggest-slut checklist #tonystarkispathetic
 @snowflakes_makeme_lol replied: hes just fkn ugly i s2g stark id spread 4 but strange??? that bitch be ugly asf n not worth gettin my dk wet prolly get aids
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: You guys are the pinnacle of our evolution and I am in awe of your genuine kindness and polite generosity (and grammar). Wow, I can’t believe Stephen Strange saved all of your jerkass lives TWICE for this shit and you know what? Everyone knows I’M the cocksucker in this relationship, dumbfucks.
 @kiki_blow_this_popsicle_stand replied: HOLY SHIT LMAO
“What are you doing?”
He doesn’t bother looking up from his tablet, backing away from that thread because he has no interest in seeing the replies, and hunting for the next war he can wage. “Destressing,” he replies gleefully, clicking on a thread that mentions Pepper. He can feel Rhodey behind him – and, what’s more, he can feel the disapproval seeping out of his pores too now that he’s peeking over Tony’s shoulder – but he’s on a roll, and fuck impulse control when he can sass and bitch on twitter. Some people just need to be removed from the genetic pool of the human race and not be allowed to procreate, honestly.
Somewhere in bumbfuck-nowhere, Fury is having a coronary and Stephen is rolling his eyes so hard they’re permanently lodged in his cranium.
@rudethatyoureallamatwink posted: Does anyone else think that Pepper Potts only got the job at Stark because she’s got awesome legs and a great twat and Tony Stark wanted to stick his dick in? #idfuckher #pepperpotts #starkindustries #idfuckhimtootbh #tonystark
 @MyNameIsGoFuckYourself replied: lol ur gross shes like 35 or smth but wvr u want crusty ol lose pussy u do u bro #oldchickgross #getbotox
 @shredderinmymetal3-14 replied: @MyNameIsGoFuckYourself lmao wtf?? He started fucking her when she was like twenty or something so she was still nice and tight back then. I mean I’d still fuck her right now cause she’s one hot cougar and I bet she’s learned a thing or two from the Slut Extraordinaire. And anyway, how tf do you know what her cunt’s like?? The only hole you’ve fucked is your mom.
 @queeen-bee-says-hi replied: Wow, you guys are pigs. Pepper Potts is a strong, independent, beautiful woman who is worth a thousand of all you, and your mothers would be ashamed of you all.
 @gags_are_the_best_fight_me_bitch replied: @queeen-bee-says-hi hey look theres the feminazi if you want i can replace that stick up your pussy with my dick you know you need it ill fuck you real good show you what a real mans like
 @truthisanillusion replied: I’ll fuck @queeen-bee-says-hi AND @OfficialPotts_CEO at the same time fucking feminazi cunts, god knows you bitches would be grateful for my prick in your gaping lesbian pussies
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: Wow. So. Uh.
1. That’s revolting and my AI just delivered the IPs of @gags_are_the_best_fight_me and @truthisanillusion to the authorities for premeditated violence, rape, and hate crimes. You’re welcome, and feel free to send a cash donation to the charity of your choice for my thoughtfulness. I’d recommend something for women’s or LGBTQ+ rights, and I’ll match it with a multiplier of 1000x.
2. @queeen-bee-says-hi, good for you, and I can see from your profile that you’re a student. Consider your crops watered and your schooling paid for, all the way to your twelfth PhD if you want it.
3. @OfficialPotts_CEO can and will murder you with her pinky nail. I’ve taken on Thanos and I’d rather go ten rounds with him than piss her off. THAT’S why she’s CEO, not because of her admittedly awesome legs.
4. I hate this hellsite. If I buy it, can I kill it?? Rhodey says “technically” so I’m gonna look into that now.
 @i_stan_one_legend_named_virginia_p_potts replied: IRON MANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! DEFEND THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!! #PEPPERPOTTS4PRESIDENT
 @iaminlovewithcapandimunashamed replied: lmfao incels be fkd when #ironman comes to town
 @truthisanillusion replied: Hey @YouKnowWhoIAm No one trusts you or likes you, you fake ass super “hero” taking it up the ass like a faggot stfu and die already, kthxbye
 @queeen-bee-says-hi replied: whAT OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT NECESSARY
 @OfficialPotts_CEO replied: Tony, stop picking fights and threatening to buy twitter or I’ll ground you. And just accept the gift, @queeen-bee-says-hi - after all, he’s already done it.
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: Shut up Pepper, you aren’t the boss of me.
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: And jokes on you @truthisanillusion because I’m already dead inside come at me bitch I’ll be the one in the multi-billion-dollar suit of armor surrounded by Avengers
 @OfficialPotts_CEO replied: Actually, I am. Don’t make me take away your toys. Or call @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel. He’s on speed-dial, sweetheart, and he likes me better than you.
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: Rude.
 @Sorcerer_Surpreme_With_A_Scalpel replied: The last time you threatened someone, your house got blown up. Please refrain from egging on internet trolls or I’ll dump you for Rhodes for my own sanity.
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: ALSO RUDE.
“You know, I’m not even remotely bi-curious and I would totally tap that,” Rhodey says absently, though his lips are quirking into a smirk.
Tony rolls his eyes. “Hands off, you little shit, or I’ll tweet about that one time in MIT when you ate that—”
“Fuck you.”
“Been there, done that,” Tony quips cheerfully. “Not remotely bi-curious my ass—”
“You know what’s better than picking fights with twelve-year-olds on twitter? Kicking your ass right here. You come at me, Stank.”
Tony opens his mouth to reply but then gasps, already losing himself in another thread after sending a middle finger emoji into the last one.
@mwahahaha-666 posted: You guys can wax poetry about Tony Stark all you want, but screw that basic-ass rich boy - everyone knows Doctor Strange is the smokin’ hot one. #takemenow #mybodyisready #drstrange
 @ukulele_jedi_master replied: PREACH!!! stark may be loaded but stephen is the one that looks like a prada model giMME THAT MAGICAL DICK
 @xxx-foreverfit-xxx replied: Fuck both of you. I just wanna be a fly on the wall when they’re fucking each other...or better yet, DIRECT them on how to ruin each other #ironstrange #otp
 @highpercentageofuselessnessachieved replied: i wonder if he can clone himself like can u imagine?? being fucked from all ends by #drstrange cock?? what i wouldn’t give to be tony stark omfg i don’t even want the money just the hard dickin from that fine piece of ass
 @its_a_fact_that_captain_america_has_a_big_dick replied: He’s got Iron Man wrapped around his little finger so he must have the biggest dick and the know-how to use it properly. Yes pls and thank you very much, I’ll take that monster dick pronto.
 @TGBYHN_4_LYFE replied: dude i tell u what i would do what @xxx-foreverfit-xxx said: sit in the corner w a ridign crop in 9’’ stilettos rubbin myself while directing them 2 do what i want...make em touch n stroke n suck n bite n fuck each other til they cant walk anymore n then cuddle w them n stroke their hair
 @catcatcatcat-cat replied: I would give my college education, my life, my cow, and my internet access away for the rest of my life for a sex tape
 @xxx-foreverfit-xxx replied: @TGBYHN_4_LYFE omfg fuCK YES CAN YOU IMAGINE listening to them moan as they lost themselves in each oter, so fucking desperate to get off that they’re begging you to let them cum even as they try their hardest to obey, covered in precum and sweat and hot as fuck
 @bigfoot_is_nessie1987 replied: I s2g the amount of fanfiction I write about those two alone should have me committed but I literally can’t stop the two of them are so fucking hot together that it should be illegal god bless Iron Man and Dr Strange and their sexy, sexy chemistry and sexy, sexy bodies #killme
 @one-upon-a-time-in-asgard2 replied: They are the hottest couple in the history of the universe and so fucking pure I love them both so much also @bigfoot_is_nessie1987 I demand a link to your fics cuz I’m always looking for more ironstrange porn #otp #ironstrange
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel Hey, they think you have a big dick. Little do they know that they’re totally right and that you also have the added bonus of actually BEING a big dick too! #dontthreatentoleavemeforplatypus #orilltagyouinthirstposts #awesomethirstposts #stephenhasabigdick #andiloveit #goodshit
 @mwahahaha-666 replied: OH MY DUCKING GOD
 @its_a_fact_that_captain_america_has_a_big_dick replied: Well, I’d be mortified that Tony Stark is replying to this except Tony Stark is acTUALLY REPLYING TO THIS BLESS YOU IRON MAN
 @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel replied: One of these days I’m going to murder you with your own bravado and not lose a night’s sleep over it. And fine, I won’t touch Rhodes...I’m sure Rogers is free anyway, and he’s always so polite when I visit.
 @bigfoot_is_nessie1987 replied: Please don’t read my fanfiction I will literally combust in embarrassment also I am dying over here in Copenhagen omfg
 @YouKnowWhoIAm replied: BRO CODE, DUDE. YOU’RE VIOLATING THE BRO CODE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT A DIVORCE.
 @catcatcatcat-cat replied: ...oh my god what does that mean you guys are MARRIED??!?! BLESS THE WIZARD GODS!!!!
 @Sorcerer_Supreme_With_A_Scalpel replied: Rhodes, I know you’re reading over his shoulder, so if you could please take away his phone now before he ends up on the cover of the Times...or breaks the internet. Again. Thank you in advance.
Tony reacts immediately, trying to make a break for it, but Rhodey’s already tackling him into the couch, a hundred and ninety pounds of lean muscle and pretty Class As. Tony hisses breathlessly, the wind knocked out of him, and he struggles valiantly to keep his hands on his tablet while Rhodey does his best to rip it away. He doesn’t have a very good position so he makes a hair-brained, split-second decision to throw his body weight to the side, making them both roll off the couch. Rhodey’s a jerk though, and manages to react fast enough so that Tony takes the brunt of the impact, and he can’t even help but groan in a mixture of mild pain and disappointment as he feels the tablet being removed from his lax fingers.
“Sucks to be you, Stank,” he says breathlessly, fingers flying over the keyboard, and Tony cranes his neck until he can read Rhodey’s reply (and on Tony’s fucking account what in the hell!):
@YouKnowWhoIAm replied: I think I broke your hot mess of a husband, Stephen. Come collect him before he murders me with his eyes or gets his hands on another electronic device. We’re in the lab.
Three seconds later, Stephen walks through a portal, looking oh-so-fucking-gorgeous in his battle robes, and wearing a scowl of irritation that bodes well for rough, mock-angry sex in the near future.
Tony grins unapologetically, and abandons the lure of social media in exchange for his pseudo husband.
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outand runs away meanwhile back at youand century afterlife human young child called catcher can control her powersand is causing a lot of damage she runs awayand ends up in the middle east were filled colsonand the women they are simply shield to take her down is forced to kill small child to save the day which is obviously a little upsetting so she retires from fieldworkand takes a desk joband also causes her marriage to kinda fall apart now there’s this fun michael keaton type guy called adrian toombs living a good life for the wifeand little daughter called lives family is everything to tombs to support his family he starts the tomb salvage company which cleans up messes left behind by big incidents which seems like a pretty good idea as the world is getting moreand more superhero eand where their superheroes there are classic cities okay this time I start to get a little muddled here I know there’s a bit of a debate over which year the original aromatics basin but for a number of reasons that don’t really want to get into company in 2009 some people say it’s only like movies released some people since 2010 I personally think it makes no sense if it’s in 2009 especially in relation to iron man twoand other future films I meant to his sickness afterwardsand it features the stark expo 2010 so anyway you should matter that much but it is worth mentioning is still being a billionaire playboy at one point he gets into a bar fight get some assistance from his best friend james rhodes rhody a little later he was in order for something but what I status get it for him because he’s too busy sleeping with reportersand you know doing tony start things despite his playboy in us he also has something of a relationship some kind of flirtatious thing going on with his assistant pepper potts also he’s got a bodyguard called happy to see you know to start industries is still in this morally great business of selling weaponsand tony doesn’t really care because billionaire life but no but I saying the strategies the company for less than legal means he starts equally sign weapons to a terrorist organization called the 10 rings inand also pays the 10 rings to kill tony when he goes to afghanistan because I know but I can when the company tony free however they only kidnap tony once they realize who he isand manny build them weapons to use in the whole process tony is mortally wounded but his life is saved by fellow captive hellionsand mental health ins inputs electromagnet in his chest which keeps the shrapnel in there from killing in which tony benson turns into his dental pet project the arc reactor 10 rings also demand more my for staying because of who they had to kidnap vocalsand sent by shield to go talk to stijnand lindsay is back to shield offers to god himselfand save stark button cure for whatever reason tells them not to start building the weapons that the terrace demanded over three months stark with the help against them as a weapon I suit of armor that he can use to escape which is powered by that arc reactorand is just over this time start also earns a bit more humanity while this is happening natasha romanoff now a great agent of shield is sent out on a mission to escort a scientist in a run hydra sends out the winter soldier to kill the scientist he does so by shooting through them enough after those few months stark uses the armored suit to bust out of prisonand kill some terrorists escapes but yes it is killed along the way start crashand the desertand picked up by the militaryand taken home tony’s a changed man now so people stuck industries on the weapons business which obadiah is pretty pissed about thatand also you know tony is not dead then he is running the company yet tony also get closer to pepper spray a new art directorand start continue to refine his armor make you much slicker matter more weaponsand doing a little hot rod written there eventually he turns into what becomes known as the iron man suit this does take a few months so while all this is happening a woman called colleen wing who is pretty proficient in martial arts comes to america from japan she needs the crew to one of those ancient hat membersand gets recruited as a member of the hand but she’s under the impression that the hand is a good organizationand doesn’t know about all the mass murder of kellyand now the sweet mullet is putting a takeover of the world the first he’s got to get this extreme misting perfectand he needs firebreathing henchmen so he finds a bunch of army veterans who suffered serious injuries to be his test subjects injects them with extremistsand some are successful they grow back last lensand their super grateful some are not successful thoughand explode in a very painful way also at some point here in asgard double click a guy called in near tries to overthrow dennis king but he stopped by thor just a typical day for those guys now back on earth the 10 rings find stocks first armor suit that he escaped with lying around in the desertand they start piecing it back together stijn shows upand sees itand thinks back use thisand so start building his own giant iron man suit all of this is happening continues to make a suit way better now can flyand she repulsed blasts in STUFF he also gets a fancy ad about the systemand into jarvis after his dental butler theory is still quite intrigued by the sole tony stark character solutions vocalsand into talk to stark about this whole situation but stuck ambos moss tony also finds out that some of his companies weapons are still terrorists in afghanistan certifiesand kills a bunch of them because he can is a little brush up in the militaryand canada has revealed his buddy rhody that yeah he’s ironman pepperand finds out that stijn’s been working with terrorists sustains like well that everyone knows a bag I now let us look at tony myself yells exceeds by tony so live closeand goes with pepper to discover stains own iron man suit turning it back to full strength puts in a suitand instead have a consistency punch up stark winsand stained eyes the next day at a big press conference stuck supposed to tell the world that iron man is some kind of robot bodyguard they built but he goes a little off script I am guessing is more in touch with shield while stark is getting this press conference at the manco that guy how stark screwed over all those years ago who is now out of prison dies while watching it is on I think of us take revenge on the stark familyand in a surprisingly short time uses his dad’s old art director blueprints to make his own arc reactorand uses that to make an even cooler iron man suit just kidding he makes some electric lips after the press conference nick fury approach to stark himself this time about the avengers initiative is a guy with a super high tech suit could be useful the time is like air now thanks as he’s leaving starks house cure and tells them don’t need natasha romanoff or this one goesand also helps train this random guy called hendrix to be an agent of shield unimportant detail but it happened all this time jesse don’t forget bruce banner still running the military ultimately ends up in rioand start working at a soda bottle factory all the while stirring to contact a scientist called samuel stearns was trying to find a cure for this whole whole thing is to keep a low profileand figure out how to return to a normal life so she was getting mighty busy these days not only to have the soul avengers thing planned but they also start a project tahiti shield still has that creek corpse just lying aroundand after testing it they discover some of its bodily fluids have a healing effect they can bring someone back from the dead fury orders this project we started with phil colson in charge to extract some these fluids in the event that an avenger is killed in action needs to be brought back to some of the sun dying shield employees but it doesn’t go super well because they start going insaneand drawing maps about underground cree city cyclesand like well this program sucks let’s shut it downand so they do stark stone during the life of being a billionaireand also superheroand starts helping establish world peace as iron man going aroundand being a terrorists he also tries to have a relationship with a woman called lena as you know playboy however the 10 rings find out about thisand kidnap lena’s son afterwards blackmailing her in his dealings ireland blueprints for them however to find out about this because of the situation thenand saves her sonand then stop seeing each other is like how you come back from that stark is like seeing his assistant pepper potts does well peace mission continues as he stops group of 10 rings dudesand hackers from selling as weapons in italy also recovered some stolen paintings because why not messages continues to fight the 10 rings especially in afghanistan as he doing this serializes the corpus arc reactor is slowly poisoning him so he start searching for a cure over in brazil bruce banner is working at soda bottle factoryand one day he asked because his hand so some of his super blood goes in one of the soda bottlesand kill stanley which gets the governmentand military write on the sent now back over to hydra they’re working on yet another super soldier program because that seems to be all they can do after rascal serumand making roma peopleand after their attention to making a superpowered army by combining the super soldier serum with gamma radiationand some of that sweet extremist tech that they somehow got their hands on basically taking every superpower giving thing the mcu entering it in a big melting pot it’s called the centipede program that’s led by john garrett from before you must use it for his own purposes since even with the parts his health is failing also with the program you can plan your either let’s hide or see everything you doand also can kill you if you start doing something wrong another very kinsman like almonds lena starts running the stark expo 2010 to shove a budget attackand relationsand whatnot shows up in the flash to really be the tony that the world knowsand loves my cousin all great for tonio as he also has to govern the senate some of whom are members of hydra is there like the government you have your suit because it’s really dangerousand tony’s like hello claims that no one is close to kings techand he’s created well peace so the government should shut up testifying against him is the somehow smug or induce your tony stark justin hammer is rival in the tech world get out of thereand make up about the ceo stark industries okay nothing start to get a bit more complicated because the three different plot lines all happening at once so hang on lake erie sends natasha romanoff to go undercoverand keep an eye on tony understand the 10 rings are pretty sick of our menacing at their livesand so they get anton blanco was completed his arc reactor based whips away into the monaco grand prix which tony will be attending back in brazil the army’s tract number spends locationand attacksand where he lives the command of a mobile on ski first comes the hulkand runs away waking up in guatemala the next morningand deciding he should go back to his old university to look for more data on finding a whole cure because he just can’t take this anymore roadie who is now also that she needs a strike in the study to work with the governmentand starting to get mildly heated between them romanoff arrives at tony’s place is of the pill in a woman’s coffee unstuck steam so she starts throwing up so natasha can deliver some files to stark yourself to natureand acts exactly how you inspect them to tell youand goes to the monaco grand prix as promisedand stripper places a guy in the race is a guess you do that when your superhero is having a fun time driving when ivan manco shows upand these car in half luckily tony’s gotten on the go armor with himand he defends himself later tongue the bank on prisonand getting really nothing out of it this public display of other art directors being out there though but the government even moreand tony’s ass justin hammer sees thisand breaks I got of prison when him to make iron man like machines for hammer tech so he can upstage tony stark thank you goes along with this but really dispels bunch drones so he can later on post some sweet sweet revenge tony starting poison buys arc reactor in the publics against in the government on his backand himand his best friend are on great terms tony’s life sucks right now is this it was a big drunken birthday party for himself which ultimately ends with himand roadie getting the students who fight roadie not being told the drunk guys off of the suitand gives it to justin hammer unaware of what hammers actually doing behind the scenes meanwhile agent jasper said well she’ll agentand another undercover hydrogen is ordered to keep track of bruce banner one exterior goes to help start with his are correct poisoning also there are big disturbances in the atmosphere on this time in the southwest us caused by some commotion away in asgard which will get you that this concerns some people including astrophysicist jane foster she get in touch with another astrophysicist called xl bigand go to new mexico to check it out she’ll discovers this is happeningand keeps an eye on them now way back across the universe in asgard authorities finally of the age where he gets to be the new king even though he’s areaand a spoiled bratand locus jealous but hay is getting corrugated it’s his big day but it gets interrupted by the frost giant sneakingand owns vaultand trying to take away that casket of ancient winters point is that was really upset that his days ruinedand also that the frost I spokeand we know so that is bossy consisting of f than the warriors interchangeable coffee oppenheim to fight the frost giants for what they did this is specifically against oden’s instructions but again thor is dumband arrogant a fight starts but only comes aroundand breaks it up is pretty mad at the door so takes away all his godly powersand his powerful hammer mule near creekside note the owner was made from the core of a dying starand helps to control his lighting powersand also only be lifted by whoever’s worthy of it store down to earth new mexico specifically is harold’s land somewhere nearby as well as activity theory since vocalsand down to new mexico to check out all the business on his way their closest oxen armed robbery at a convenience store because he’s just not good back to start tony’s hang on a big doughnutand has a talk with a fury who wants to help them also natasha romanoff reveals himself as black widow to them justin hammer starts upgrading the armor really gave themand changes it from this to this while that’s happening tony discovers a map of the old stark expo at secret formula for making a new element that his dad left him all of those years ago which is also the perfect replacement for his arc reactor somewhat conveniently so yeah that’s fixed tony’s no longer dying now you just worry about the crazy russianand the smarmy businessmen at this point bruce banner is also gone back to the old university hang out with an old friend of his now justin hammer showing off his ivan banker design drones at the stark expo but vanco goes for zone motives of killing starkand hijacks the dronesand sends them after tony also hijacks the war machine armor with roadieand it is chase during which tony says a little kid is a fan of his called peter parker come in to play more later eventually ready to control the soup back in himand tony team up to destroy all the drones while black widowand tony’s bodyguard happy fightsand I got henchmen eventually tonyand 35 vancoand a giant iron man type suitand blowing them upand killing him by combining the repulsive powers hammer gets arrested gets a kissand really gets the armor kind of soup from not okay when the question meanwhile back in new mexico jane foster xl bigand jane’s friend darcy find thor all powerless like in the desert daysand then set into the hospital she also started asking thor’s hammer mule near owner realizes how big business in the situation could be so also sends clint barton to help closeand with it the escape from the hospital using his asgard trainingand meets up with janeand they start having a little bit of a romance back in asgard loki discovers that he is not shielding sonand I frost giant which makes them pretty upsetand falls into a deep sleep that has to take once in a while called oden sleepand locus is playing a treacherous plan to get owns approval back which involves the frost giants to attack inand then saving his dad’s life is adopted that not his real dad back with banner bruce meets up with bettyand they get back together however in the process the military figure out he’s thereand have for the locationand the loss 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"Hello, Mr Stark"
"Karen? What's going on? Why are you here?"
"It seemed like FRIDAY's securing code were corrupted, so I took over when she shuted down" Karen sounds a little worried
"What do you mean corrupted?" Karen didn't respond immediately
"FRIDAY has been hacked"
A few hours before
The first time Peter got drunk was pretty interesting
He was staying the weekend at the tower. Tony and Rodney were there. Peter was making a lego avengers tower with Tony, and Rhodey was there just looking at his phone. Then he got a text from Harley
Harley: Waddup bitch. Get your ass here right now. We're going to a party
Peter: A party?
Peter: When did you started going to parties?
Harley: When I figured that sneaking into parties is easier than I thought. Also I have the theory that you can actually get drunk is you use the super alcohol Tony has in his bar
Peter: lol what do you mean?
Harley: Every time Thor comes to earth, he brings this bottle of magic alcohol that is like strong af and the only human that can drink it is Steve because he's a super soldier
Peter really liked Harley. It was fun to be with him. When he moved to Manhattan, he got into Midtown easily. Then Tony introduced him to Peter and they became friends. The problem is that every time they hang out together, they get themselves in huge trouble.
Harley: So I figured that you could survive it too because you're like a spider or something
Peter: Wtf Harley I am not taking a bottle of super alcohol from mr Stark just so we can get me drunk
Harley: Come on Parker! We're gonna put it back! Stark has like tons of those bottles. He won't even notice
Peter: Why can't we just watch a movie or something?
Harley: Because that's Ned's work. My work is to prove science theories. Don't be a pussy, grab the bottle, and bring it to the address I'll send to you
Peter: How does the bottle look like?
Harley: It's tiny, green and has like some kind of wierd design. Like an asgardian bottle
Peter: If we get in trouble I am gonna blame you for being an asshole
Harley: Whatever, just bring the fucking bottle
Now Peter had to figure out how to get in the bar without nobody noticing. After fifteen minutes of thinking the perfect plan, Peter gets up and looks at Tony.
"I am hungry. Gonna look for something to eat" Tony lifted an eyebrow
"You ate like five minutes ago"
"Go ahead Peter" Rhodey totally ignored Tony who was finishing the lego tower
Peter just lied to Tony Stark. He sneaks into the bar and looks for a bottle that looks like Harley's description and he found it. The wierdest bottle Peter has ever seen. He hides it in his hoodie pockets and then goes to his room
"Gonna go patrolling" He yells running to his room. Tony doesn't really care and Neither does Rhodey. He changed his clothes and then got out of the building. Thank God the address Harley sent him was near the tower because he didn't want to walk a lot
"You really are slow" Harley was excited. He wasn't going to admit it but he really was looking forward to make Peter feel like a normal teenager "Did you brought it?" Peter took the bottle out of his pocket "This is what we will do. We're just gonna pour a little of this thing to everything you drink tonight"
"This is not a good idea" Peter was a little scared. He had never drank before, or at least not to the point that he gets drunk, but he was already there. At least he has to try
"Good thing we're doing this for science" Harley pushed him till both of them were in. He left Peter alone for a second and when he was back he had two beers in his hand. He opened the asgardian bottle and poured a little in one of the beers "Ready?" Peter nodded his head. He handed Peter the bottle with the asgardian magical super alcohol and both of them started drinking.
As the night goes, both of them start drinking more and more till the point that both of them were like super drunk. Peter even started to just drink straight from the super bottle. Even though that Harley couldn't drink the magic alcohol, he was just as drunk as Peter. Both of them were living his best life while drunk. They were both laughing in a corner when Harley saw in the distance a laptop. That gave him an idea. He took the laptop and went with Peter to the bathroom
"Parker I have a proposition!" Harley was too drunk to use his common sense correctly
"Whatever you're gonna say, it's the best idea ever!" Peter couldn't either
"What if we try to hack FRIDAY?" Peter took a sip from the magic asgardian and then he took the laptop
"What do you want to do with FRIDAY?" Peter said starting to code his way in. He was drunk but still a genius
"We're gonna epicly prank Tony and make him think that FRIDAY wants to be a princess" Harley said helping Peter to code. They were drunk, but they were still the smartest teenagers around. Lots of people tried to hack FRIDAY's system before. After all, she has all the information not just about SI, but also about Tony's personal life. The most intelligent criminal minds have tried unsuccessfully for years to get acces to all her files with potential blackmail, codes, and all the Iron Man suits. And then there's Harley and Peter. Two drunk teenagers that managed to hack successfully a multimillion dollars AI in two hours just to prank Tony.
In the tower, Tony was literally talking to Rhodey about them
"I know that Harley is mad at me because I yelled at him and Peter last time" Tony was feeling bad for the kid. He thought maybe Harley didn't want to talk anymore to him because of it. He felt like he ruined his relationship with him
"Tony, When I met Peter I thought that he was incredibly different than you and he was so good for everyone. Then I met Harley and I saw a young, teen, angry version of you. You shouldn't be feeling that bad" Rhodey was in fact sick of Harley already and he moved two months ago
"When you get to meet him he's great" Rhodes didn't know how to react
"I had to go to the zoo two weeks ago because they both got into the hyena cage. I am pretty sure that wasn't Peter's idea"
"He's just another impulsive teenager that doesn't think things through" After Tony said that the lights went off "FRIDAY what is going on?" FRIDAY didn't answer after a few seconds
"Stark-Door Sock-_analysis analysis" FRIDAY kept saying random words. Rhodey and Tony started freaking out. FRIDAY didn't stop until the lights turned on
"FRIDAY, what the hell happened?" Tony wanted answers and he wanted them now. After a few seconds he hears an answer
"Hello, Mr Stark" Karen's voice confused Tony even more
"Karen? What's going on? Why are you here?"
"It seemed like FRIDAY's securing code were corrupted, so I took over when she shuted down" Karen sounds a little worried
"What do you mean corrupted?" Karen didn't respond immediately
"FRIDAY has been hacked" When Tony heard that he almost had a heart attack
"Wait, who's Karen again?" Rhodey was even more confused than Tony
"She's Peter's personal AI. She is normally in Peter's room and his suit" Tony didn't want to believe that FRIDAY had been hacked because that meant that someone had all his information about everything "Karen I don't know what you're gonna do, but I need you to get FRIDAY back and I also need the name of the bastard that hurted my baby. While you're at it I need you to call Peter. He's smart enough to help me. Where is his suit right now?"
"His suit is in his room, sir" First Tony's thought: They had Peter
"Wasn't Peter gonna Patroll?" Rhodey knew that Tony was freaking out
"Sir, I think I found an IP address, but I am not quite sure" Tony couldn't believe she found it so fast
"Why aren't you sure?" Tony was trying to calm down
"Only a the most brilliant mind could hack FRIDAY's entire system, but that brilliant mind didn't even thought of hiding. I have the address from the signal came from" Tony was confused but totally relieved
"Rhodey, go get your suit. We're gonna kick someone's ass" Tony was already calling his suit
"Mr. Stark that's not all. The address is the same as Peter's and Harley's address" Now Tony was a hundred percent sure that they were kidnapped
"Kidnapper genius but doesn't cover the basics on hacking. Who the hell are we gonna meet?" Rhodes was so confused about everything that was going on.
When Tony and Rhodey got there, they were totally ready to attack. They were surprised that there was a party in the place. When they came in, literally the first thing they saw was Harley and Peter yelling, laughing and drinking. Now Tony was more confused than Rhodes. They even got more confused when Peter got closer
"Tony! So nice to see you!" Peter just called Tony by his name. Peter was hugging the iron man suit. Harley was next to Peter drinking from a bottle. They both totally smelled like vodka and tequila. What the fuck was going on?
"Did you guys liked our little prank?" After saying that Peter and Harley started laughing
"What the hell?" Tony wasn't used to whatever that was. Rhodey sighted and got out of the suit
"They are drunk" Rhodey said looking at Peter and Harley
"That's impossible. Peter can't get drunk" Rhodey took away Peter's bottle
"Yes he can" Tony got out of the suit and took the bottle. Tony sighted knowing exactly what that was. They were drunk afer all
"So, how's FRIDAY?" After Peter said that he started laughing again with Harley. Now Tony couldn't believe it
"You guys hacked FRIDAY?" Rhodey asked without believing it
"I mean, we're the only ones who can actually do it right" Harley said while laughing. Tony could believe that. Tony's kids, two teenagers, hacked FRIDAY, one of the most secure systems in the world, and they did it at a party completely drunk. Those were the Stark kids
"Ok. Rhodey, you take Peter, I take Harley" Tony said getting into his suit again. When they were in the tower, the boys literally passed out.
The next day, Peter was the first one to get up. His head was killing him. He didn't remember anything of yesterday. When he turned around, he saw Harley sleeping in the sofa of his room
"Harley!" He tried yelling but his head hurted so much
"Don't fucking yell Parker!" Harley felt just as bad as Peter. Then he realized that he wasn't at his house "The hell am I doing here?"
"I don't know. Do you know what happened yesterday?"
"I have no clue" Both kids heard the door opening
"Of course you have no clue" Tony said entering the room. There was a little awkward silence
"I suppose you're gonna tell us" Harley said
"Well. First of all you convinced Peter to take from the bar that asgardian alcohol" Peter blushed "Then you both went to a party and totally got drunk. Wanna try to guess what you did while you were drunk?"
"I probably made out with someone" Harley says with no kind of filter
"Did I beated his ass? That should've been great" Peter apparently was mad at Harley
"You guys are cute. No you didn't do that. That's stuff normal teenagers would do. Both of you hacked FRIDAY" Both Peter's and Harley's mouth totally opened
"We did what? While we were drunk?" Peter was horrified
"We're so badass!" Harley was excited
"Yup. The highest security system created by me. You guys did it. You also made me think you were kidnapped" Peter was gonna die because he felt bad. Harley was gonna die because he felt like a god
"Mr Stark, I am so sorry. I really feel horrible right now-" Peter was gonna continue apologizing, but Harley couldn't let him
"How did you find out it was us?"
"Well Harley. You did hacked FRIDAY, but you forgot to secure any of your information while at it. We found the address and Rhodey and I brought you here"
"Stark you gotta admit. You really have the best hackers around here" Tony laughed while Peter was about to cry
"I am not mad at you. I am really not. You two are my favorite kids. Even drunk you are the geniuses that everyone is talking about. And I know that it is hard for you to have fun"
"Say that to my headache" Peter said with not a happy face
"Amen to that" Harley face wasn't better
"The point is that I was a kid once so I get it. A kid that make so much mistakes. Please be careful when you two hang out. I don't want you guys to get hurt" Tony had a little smile in his face but both kids knew he was worried
"So what's up with FRIDAY?" Peter was actually worried about the AI
"Yeah. That I am not mad doesn't mean you're grounded. You two are not gonna leave the lab till you bring FRIDAY back. I like having Karen around, but I FRIDAY is my AI so you better not fuck it up" Peter and Harley growled at the same time
"You can keep Karen" Peter said hiding under his blanket
"She's nice. I'll get used to her" Harley said with his face under the pillow
The kids did ended up bringing back FRIDAY after their headache was gone. Theu both agreed it would have been a lot easier if they were drunk. But they tried to keep their promise. They didn't get in that much trouble when they hangout. They were good friends and Tony was the good father figure they had in common. Does that mean they were like brothers? They didn't know. They just enjoyed the time they had with each other
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